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Stupid stupid doodle inspired by my disc convos

And Stanny Fresh.

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I watched one video about a guy's ant farm and now youtube keeps recommending me weird pet videos

Youtube I really don't care about

... well okay maybe that one

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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hope is a skill

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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i love when people express astonishment at like 7 eggs because they don’t know i’ve gotten to 45 before

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