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Wisdom of Solomon and Historama.

Makes billy know shit and even more shit. Do you think people ever just ask him about future bets or just problems with a case?

Tim: How did you solve this case so quickly!! -is frustrated because he spent weeks on it and it only led to dead ends before handing it off to Jason.-

Jason: When in doubt ask sparkle fingers.

Tim: What?

Jason: I’m just the better detective

Bruce: He went to the watchtower and demanded Marvel to I quote ‘give me wisdom‘ in those exact words.

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Flash: I don’t know who I should place my bet on

Hal: ask Cap he’s usually right

Flash: great idea!

Flash: Hey Cap! New bet going around with Dinah and Oliver, who’s going to pop the question.

Captain Marvel: can‘t I don’t have any money with me

Flash: I’ll give you 20% of me and Hal’s winnings

Captain Marvel: Awesome! Dinah

Flash: thanks buddy!

Hal: so what’d he say

Flash: Dinah, I also promised him 20% both of our winnings

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Dick: i wonder when Batman is giving us a new mission

Megan: why don’t you ask Captain Marvel?

Wally: our den mother? Dude I’m pretty sure he has no clue either

Conner: just ask him

Dick: he’s not going to give us any answers anyways!

Kaldur'ahm: Conner is right it doesn’t hurt to ask

Kaldur'ahm: Captain do you know when we’ll be receiving another mission?

Captain Marvel: oh yeah in about 3 hours

Wally: 20 bucks says he’s wrong

Dick: alright I’ll take that bet

3 hours later

Batman: Team I have a mission for you-

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Damian: Marvel—

Captain Marvel: Surveillance room #3

Jon: what about—

Captain Marvel: medbay talking to Flash

Jason:

Captain Marvel: Batman said I wasn’t allow to ‘give you wisdom’ anymore’

Jason: actually I-

Captain Marvel: it was Damian

Jason: damn how the fuck did you know that!

Captain Marvel: Wisdom of Solomon, they’re getting away

Jason: -turns to look at the super sons who weren’t there anymore- you little shits!

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Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

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Can we just talk about one if my favorite sibling relationships in the entire world???

Damian Wayne and Stephanie Brown

THEY ARE SO UNDERRATED

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I was gonna post this for SNStober but life got in the way

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food discourse: reblog things that ARE and ARE NOT okay to dip into yellow cheese dip without specifying if its something that is yes or no

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Lois Lane by Kirk Lindo

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Y/n: Hi Natasha, hi Tony, hi Natasha

Tony: Why'd you say Natasha twice?

Y/n: I like Natasha

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Hm, I was pondering about the recent-ish trope of Adventuring Guilds (effectively trade unions for protagonists in fantasy rpg-inspired settings, which I’m sure I’ve seen in a bunch of things but the main example that springs to mind is Goblin Slayer to my annoyance but the Hero Association in One Punch Man has a similar albeit superhero-slanted deal), and how mechanically in the setting they exist to ensure x reward is provided for x amount of work/danger involved but in a meta sense are there so the characters don’t have to go looking for heroing gigs on ye olde Craigs Lyst or something.

It’s an interesting idea, similar in a manner to the many fantasy trope-tinged guilds in the Discworld novels of the late great Terry Pratchett, although an amusing idea occurred to me with the idea of trade unions for fantasy heroes.

Like, if there are unions to ensure employment and fair pay for folks clearing out dungeons, getting gnolls out the cabbage patch, stopping gnomes from going through your bins, and so on, then, logically, there much exist fantasy hero scab workers as well.

Folks that the local king or something brings in for lower pay on more dangerous jobs. Folks who are, say, completely new to the setting, out of their depth, and are thrust into a dangerous situation by a seemingly benevolent authority figure because said authority figure is too cheap to hire someone who understands the risks involved and asks more suitable wages for the role…

Y’know…

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Neurodivergent batfam headcannons are so special to me. Like. Dick having a bunch of Nightwing themed stim toys, and getting all his siblings chew necklaces with their superhero emblems, and Tim learning sign language for Cass, but ending up using it when he's nonverbal. Bruce carrying fidget cubes in his batsuit to give out to kids, or to one of his own kids when they need one. Jason wearing jeans and a leather jacket instead of spandex because spandex is a Bad Texture, and Alfred understanding and reinforcing his chosen outfit for him. All of Tim's siblings knowing how easily he hyperfocuses on cases and making sure to remind him to eat. Damian having a weighted stuffed animal that looks like Alfred the cat. Duke dragging his weighted blanket down to the living room for movie nights. Steph studying with Cass while Cass dances or works out because she needs a body double to pay attention to her school work. Just. Neurodivergent batfam.

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

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Best communication guys 10/10

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barry only became a forensic scientist to exonerate his father, after eobard confessed to nora’s murder and henry was freed from prison barry should’ve spent the rest of that season feeling sort of lost and ill at ease at work, realizing he spent the last decade of his life training for this job that he doesn’t get satisfaction from and doesn’t have faith in (he’s literally a vigilante, he does not care about evidence), and then when henry died in a way that no one would ever be held criminally responsible for, the first thing barry should’ve done was walk into singh’s office and put his badge down on his desk and walk out forever. in this essay i will 

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based off of

original post by @thecyndimistuff

bonus​

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I think we deserve a YJ spinoff that’s just the Harper boys