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This is why you get scolded Robu.

Yvraine yelling at Guilliman because Alorynis got fat.

By Bolter To Kokaro

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Lost in Macrage Lasagna.

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does anyone have a minute for my new fuckin ride

This is apparently the Brooke Swan Car. I struggled to find a primary source to explain it, but the Vintage and Classic Car Club of India and this article in the Telegraph seem pretty confident that it is an actual object and not a fevered dream, and they agree that the swan head had glowing eyes and could spurt hot water from its beak, in order to clear people away from the streets ahead of the car. 

The Vintage and Classic Car Club of India has a passage that powerfully evokes the emotions of this car more effectively than I ever could:

The amber lighiting of the car, glowed dissonantly in the dark, coupling the level of un-comfortableness with the multi-note Gabriel exhaust horn and an hot water spray in the swan’s beak that enabled the chauffeur to clear passage through Calcutta’s crowded streets.

And the Telegraph adds an extra dollop of detail:

It was in the fashionable Maidan Park, where Calcutta’s elite promenaded in their carriages and cars every afternoon, that Scotty displayed the Swan Car’s most outrageous feature. A dump valve inside the car dropped splats of whitewash on to the road from the Swan’s rear end - just to make it more lifelike.

Apparently a keyboard in the back allowed the owner to “play chords and bugle calls” on the horn. TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS.

You’ll know it’s Mad Max time when I come tooling and screaming my way towards your home in this car, wreathed in blasts of steam, menacingly honking “In the Hall of the Mountain King” out of a rubber horn concealed in a carved swan head, and artistically shitting paint everywhere. I’ll peel to a halt in front of you and say “Can you play the keyboard” in a sexy way, possibly looking over my cool aviator sunglasses. It doesn’t matter if you say “yes” or “no,” I’ll just look at you approvingly and say, “Get in.” You’ll leave your life behind and climb in and just smash the keyboard in a cacophony of magnificent toots, while we drive off through the apocalypse and into the better world.

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osha compliant blowjob

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Man Pretends to Play His Cat Like a Set of Bagpipes

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Someone look at the Bengali kitty cat , AHHHHH---

Map of Asia made up of its national animals

by Ibis_Wolfie/reddit

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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Preach I guess

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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

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Looks like a teddy bear 🧸

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Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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