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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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there's this tiktok account where this guy brings his pet cow into the kitchen while he tries to cook and the cow just absolutely demolishes the place eating everything. it's SO stupid. I'm in physical pain from laughing so hard every time he posts a video. I love that dumb cow so much.

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POV: you are loved by a black cat

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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

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boil 1 large noodle

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do NOT sort by kudos the real play is to find the most prolific writers in the hockey rpf tag and go to their profile to see if they’ve written a single bizarrely high-quality fic for the fandom you’re actually looking for

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Melanistic and Albino Southern tamandua (Tamandua tetradactyla) [x] [x]

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"What hast thou done to me"

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Woolly the lamb

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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hi i’m really sorry to bother you but i just wanted to warn you that you follow someone on here

this can't be true

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Opinions on sandalwood?

we’ve gotta find more things to fucking do on this website

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absolutely insane shit happening on twitter