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What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

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i’ve been laughing at this all morning

new tagline for the iliad: this dude really been thru it

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Frank at #MCRBONN2 🔥

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Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

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GERARD

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this book would have been so much more insane if dracula also kept a journal

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Congratulations to Arthur Holmwood and John Seward on their prosperous marriage!! May one of them not get eaten by a vampire this time

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"Quincey John Arthur Abraham Lucy Harker, you were named after the most disfunctional polycule your mother and I ever commited multiple felonies with..."

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The pop culture reading is a furious race to Dracula’s castle. Easy to understand, as you get close to the end you can’t stop and put the book down. Reading ever faster to see what happens next.

But the slower daily pace says no. Not a furious race, that pace is unsustainable. Instead a week-long journey of torment. Every moment wishing for a way to go faster. But more speed from the horses now means more rest later, or worse. Attempting to speed up the rapids wrecks the boat.

Today Jack and Quincy finally catch sight of their quarry. But he is still a long way off, and with fresh horses moving fast. And it’s tense and I want to rush forward as much as Jack. But time does not change its pace.

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Me in hell

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Dracula in a straw hat sitting in an empty boat bobbling in the Mediterranean: I live here now

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Oh, I just had a funny thought

6 weeks, 45 days

Dracula arrives in England, August 8

Dracula leaves England, October 5

In total...

Dracula was in England longer than Liz Truss was in 10 Downing Street

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weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

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not my vampire ass being interviewed 😂😂😂