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“Are you quite serious?”
Colin rolled his eyes and held back an irritated sigh. If he had two quid for every time he’d heard this particular query from his eldest brother, he’d likely be rich enough to do without his trust completely (maybe). “I don’t see what the big fuss is, Ant. This is what you wanted, isn’t it?”
Anthony scoffed. “For you to put down some roots, yes. I didn’t realize going on a reality show would be part of that.”
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Colin goes on a House Hunters-esque show and brings Penelope along to help him choose his new home. Assumptions are made, tension rises, minor chaos ensues, and the end result is quite different than Colin originally planned.
#bridgerton#bridgerton fanfiction#bridgerton fic#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#Polin#personal
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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000
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unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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Connie Nielsen as Lucilla in GLADIATOR (2000) Costume design by Janty Yates
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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i think im just not worth getting close to
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I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with
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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.
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me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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ELOISE BRIDGERTON 3.01 | Out of the Shadows
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#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#violet bridgerton#bridgerton meme#bridgerton memes#bridgerton crack#personal
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