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I Came,

I Saw

I did my Job

And Yours

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In This House We Respect Books

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Mushrooms

by Sylvia Plath

Overnight, very Whitely, discreetly, Very quietly Our toes, our noses Take hold on the loam, Acquire the air. Nobody sees us, Stops us, betrays us; The small grains make room. Soft fists insist on Heaving the needles, The leafy bedding, Even the paving. Our hammers, our rams, Earless and eyeless, Perfectly voiceless, Widen the crannies, Shoulder through holes. We Diet on water, On crumbs of shadow, Bland-mannered, asking Little or nothing. So many of us! So many of us! We are shelves, we are Tables, we are meek, We are edible, Nudgers and shovers In spite of ourselves. Our kind multiplies: We shall by morning Inherit the earth. Our foot’s in the door.

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We have holiday decorations for every orientation. Find a stocking or ornament with your flavor of stripe.

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It says main character on one side and unreliable narrator on the other, because you know you are both.

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If you know, you know. Put something on the fridge to confuse everyone else.

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Santa already knows where you stand (the perv), so you might as well hang this over the (metaphorical) fireplace.

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Just think of the look on someone's face when they open up this gift and instantly lose The Game.

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A reminder to take some time for yourself.