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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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oui oui motherfuckers

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TOR @ VGK | November 19, 2019

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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└ glasser (and haguer) get spicy | nsh @ vgk | 10.15.19

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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└ two first overalls, five on three? no problem | nj @ phi | 10.9.19

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Idk if you’re still doing the top 5 thing, but top 5 Jeff Skinner being caught on camera acting ridiculous?

five? 

FIVE????

impossible.

anyway here’s a ton of jeff skinner being ridiculous

casually moonwalking on ice

smile so much you gotta stretch out your face mid game

fell over but still scored so, gotta celly 

“the puck is precious. must protect the puck.”

the whitest white boy dance celly in existence 

when you can’t stop won’t stop pirouette roll over a player on the team yours just scored on

casually busting out a half axel mid-game to avoid tripping on a guys stick 

i… don’t even know what to call this? “jeff tries defending”?

and my favourite jeff: smiley happy jeff

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CODY GLASS GETS HIS FIRST NHL GOAL IN THIS FIRST NHL GAME

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dad and son

Gotta give it to my boy

NSH vs MIN | 03.25.2019

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repeat after me kids:

DRAFT NOLAN WAS A SCAM

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@doyouleipsic maybe

“You told me before the interview to ask you this question.”

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches