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im so fucking sorry i didnt mean to reblog OFF memes to this blog. god just put me down already

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Let’s decide the ultimate chaos-in-very-stupid-packaging!

v RULES! v

~Has to be small or medium height! There is already a different chaos poll.

~NO HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. I don’t need JK’s bs rn. But basically anything goes! (even Chinese!) (someone out there please get that reference)

~Has to have done something like overthrowing the capitalist agenda, rolling up innocent people and melting them into stars, that type of thing. SOME CHARACTERS THAT WERE ON THE LIST WERE BEFORE THIS LIST CAME OUT, AND THEY DON’T COUNT ANYMORE. Also, I basically got rid of a lot of the characters in the all-ready-in list because it’s WAY too long. They don’t count anymore unless someone puts them back in the running.

v Form! v

!Chaotic!Guys!

v Inspo and very cool people! v

@littleguyshowdown , @chaos-incarnate-showdown , @vg-mom-throwdown , @most-tragic-character-tournament , @pinkcharacterchampionship

v Tags v

propaganda: still in development (I have no idea what to make it help please)

I have been listening to way to much lemon demon, tally hall, old scratch revival singers, stamper, and waterflame as of recently and you can probably tell

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Meta knight (@vg-mom-throwdown)

vs

Kirby (@cinnamon-roll-competition)

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BONUS ROUND

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Well, looks like we're gonna be doing a bonus round! She is currently holding us hostage and is forcing us to do another poll tomorrow at our usual time. Why is she doing this? Who knows! I'm not even sure if she is the real Toriel... - 🐟

Oh no...

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LETS GOOOOOOO - 🐟

The winner of the Single Father Swag competition is...

Meta Knight!

After a long, bloody battle with Mr. Ping, he's managed to win by a whopping 0.4%! Frankly, I'm surprised he made it past Round 1!

Did Meta Knight deserve this? Let's leave that up to interpretation.

I will say though... this was arguably the funniest outcome, especially since he won the @vg-mom-throwdown just yesterday. I guess this makes him the best mom and dad in the galaxy!

Now, if you excuse me, I'll be taking Meta Knight to the hospital. His wounds from the battle with the goose are hemorrhaging.

Congratulations, Meta Knight!

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Oh no...

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Hi guys. Now that the poll has concluded and we have our winner, I just want to remind you guys to PLEASE be normal about the results. this is a silly tumblr poll, it's not that deep, or reflective of how the website thinks or anything. If you're upset about the results, or about how Meta Knight was included(side note, he wasn't the only male character there. Olimar was also in the poll), please just keep it to yourself.

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Yo, MetaDad fans! You must be stoked your little blueberry won the @vg-mom-throwdown. It was really funny!

But... y'know what would be really funny? If he also won the single father swag competition. Vote for him here!

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CONGRATULATIONS TO META KNIGHT FOR WINNING THE TITLE OF BEST VIDEO GAME MOM!!

Thank you everyone for joining us through this journey! We're unsure if we'll be hosting another tournament, but if we do, it won't be for a long while. It was all very fun, but also a lot of work, especially with how busy our schedules are. Although...I heard there's going to be something special posted later tonight. Stick around to find out. ;) - 🐟

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There's only two more hours left to ago before the winner is announced! Get them last minute votes in!!! - 🐟

VIDEO GAME MOM THROWDOWN FINAL ROUND

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Important Reminder.

Hey y’all, just a quick reminder that this poll is all for fun. There’s really nothing deep behind Meta Knight being in the polls at all. We had a lot of characters who were only nominated once and decided to throw him in to balance out the inclusion of Olimar, and because we thought he matched the mother role well. All we want is for everyone to have fun here, that’s pretty much why we made this tournament in the first place. Also, a person’s motherly status is not defined by their gender or sex! Anyone can be a mother no matter who they are. We’re gonna continue with the final round like normal :] - 🐟

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VIDEO GAME MOM THROWDOWN FINAL ROUND

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Hot metamilf 30 miles away

APPROACHING FAST

Metamilf.

you. you get it

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DAMN RIGHT HE IS!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 - 🐟

Metamilf.

you. you get it

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Metamilf.

you. you get it

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This will never not be funny. Of course the only male character in the bracket is winning. Even as his number one fan, I say this is sexism! Corruption! /j /j /j

It is very silly and funny that he made it this far lol. We still got a week left before the poll ends, so we'll see if Nyx can turn things around by then. - 🐟