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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

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✨ Please reblog to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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goncharov

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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Desperately needed to have this on my blog

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‘just saw cats’

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PHOTO LMAO

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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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Percy Jackson is essentially fanfiction based on Greek mythology with OC inserts.

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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What's the worst part of having the period?

Premenstrual pain

Menstrual pain - sexual organs

Menstrual pain - other (headaches, joint aches, etc)

Getting blood on your clothes/underwear

Using pads/tampons/etc.

The sudden flow when you get up

Mood changes

Cravings

Walking around without knowing if your clothes are dirty

When it comes suddenly without expecting it

When it doesn't come for days but you still have symptoms

Not period button/see results

Note: I'm not including dysphoria because that would probably win on this site.

Note: I'm not including dysphoria because that would probably win on this site.

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Out of Touch

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Do you have a segment of a vocaloid song as your ringtone?

- Yes

- No, but I have one as my alarm

- No, but I have one as something else (notification, reminder, etc.)

- Yes, I have one as a combination of the above

- Nuance/Other

- No

- See results