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that one time mclaren hung lewis from the ceiling and cast him as apollo in homer's Iliad. in his racing suit.

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hehe

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Look everyone's designs for Lena are great but whenever she's talking all I can imagine is this

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in the magnused archives. straight up “recording it”. and by “it”. haha. well. let’s justr say. My staetments.

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arthur. we are in a vast scottish countryside. the sky is dark and cloudy, and... it's watching us with a big stupid eye.

wait! to your left. there's a cabin. there are two men standing outside of it, wearing dumb little backpacks as if they are going on a trip despite the treacherous current weather, arthur. arthur i think they're holding hands, which is disgusting, considering the shorter one, well... he's all eyes, arthur

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come on man

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The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909

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i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

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I don't think it should be legal for Disney to own the Muppets like Kermit is just a guy you can't own a guy

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Happy pride to my favourite image

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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I love Katie and Ally with my whole heart but the fact that Rehka Shankar gave us the icon that was Adjustable Side Table (Walnut) and got 0 billboards for it is an absolute crime

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oh i see. because she is purpur.

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!