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who is neil and why does he keep banging out tunes

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silk sonic more like silk thank you for releasing the album earlier than what was originally planned this is the best album of the year amirite

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happy tenth anniversary Skyrim! can’t wait to make a new character and then get bored of them in a couple of hours and then make another character and get bored of them in a couple of hours and then

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*quietly creeps around corner*

*darts eyes back and forth in both directions*

*in a whisper* hey piss is pretty funny

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i love aesop rock because he’ll just be talking about his life in the city and then just start throwing in words like “machiavellianism” or “sesquicentennial“ and my dumbass has to pause the song and google the definition 

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The only Smosh i know is the sound it makes when i step on a bug. like and reblog if you r a ray william johnson fan 4 life

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two trucks

headin down the highway

not havin sex cause theyre not gay

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really love to see all the people getting into splatoon lately haha

what do you mean not that squid game

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you ever wonder if ancient philosophers dropped the political stuff once in a while and were just like “go fuck thyself. i have lain with thy sister and beg of thee to remove thyself from life.”

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oh you like warm water? how does it feel also being a serial killer probably?

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if i have to hear that stupid ass citizens bank commercial with the “ding ding ding da ding ding taka taka” in the background one more time im going to commit major war crimes and pin it all on my friend

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call me david schwimmer because i almost drowned once glubglubglub i cant schwim also i hate Friends

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i love amazon reviews because theyre either 1 star reviews w/ 20 page essays on how one minor thing didnt work or 5 star reviews from someones great grandma that just says “very nice”

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happy birthday thom yorke lead singer of radiohead or like muse or the smiths or something i dunno i lost track

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i spend so much time on the hellhole that is the internet that sometimes ill forget i cant say the same shit that I do here in public. “pikachu lowkey kinda hot tho” doesnt translate well in general conversation ig without the several textbooks of internet lore that lead to that quote being funny in an ironic way.

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goddammit why did sora have to be the new smash dlc i wanted [insert niche character from game nobody gives a fuck about]. fuck you sakurai i hate u