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Alright, raise your hand if you’ve kissed or thought about kissing Winter Schnee.

Fiona: *raises her hand immediately*

May: *nervous staring*

Joanna: *nervous staring*

Robyn: *nervous staring*

Fiona: I am surrounded by liars and cowards.

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Joanna, doing bicep curls at the gym: I’m gonna be so good at hugging after this…

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Question for Joanna, can we get a muscle flex

👀👉👈

Joanna: Sure, let me go put on one of my flexing shirts.

Fiona: She has to change into a t-shirt because the last time she flexed with a button-up on, a button shot off and gave May a black eye.

May: It was worth it.

Joanna, returning while wearing a tight, plain t-shirt: Alright, here goes. *flexes and rips the sleeves and collar open*

Fiona: Nice.

Robyn: *picks up a piece of ripped t-shirt to cover her sudden nosebleed* Nice...

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If you all started a band, who would play what instrument?

Joanna: With how much Fiona drums on things and taps her feet, I think she's suited for drums.

Fiona: I could use my semblance to store a ton of different instruments, too. Could pull out a xylophone if need be.

Robyn: I honestly pictured you as the drummer, Jo.

Joanna: Nah, I'd be on bass.

May: Dibs on guitar! I can finally be the punk rock trans girl of my dreams.

Robyn: But...wait, that leaves me as the lead singer.

Fiona: Yeah!

Robyn: Pfff. I can't sing.

Joanna: Doubt.

May: The twenty minute power ballad you dropped while in the shower yesterday speaks to the contrary.

Fiona: I gave you a standing ovation from the living room.

Robyn: Eh, thanks, but I don't see it.

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What was your time at Atlas academy like?

Robyn: Amazing and terrible. On the bright side, I met my partners. On the other hand... *gestures dramatically* ✨Atlas Academy✨

Fiona: I did my first arson there!

May: We all did.

Joanna: That was a fun Thursday.

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So how do you all decide who gets to shower and when? I imagine with four of you (and sometimes Winter) it could get crowded.

Robyn: *sits bolt upright* Winter? Huh? Winter?

May: …

Joanna: …

Fiona: 👀…

Robyn, hiding her face: Sorry, continue…

Joanna: We typically shower in pairs. It saves hot water.

Fiona: Unless it’s May’s day to wash her hair, then it’s just her showering and the three of us are on hairbrush duty.

Joanna: May Hair Day is fun, perfect opportunity to make her feel nice and loved~

May: Shush…

Fiona: Winter though…has not joined us…

Robyn: …

Fiona: Yet…

Robyn: >///<

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What's all of your favorite hobby/sport/etc?

Fiona: Does running from the cops count as a sport?

May: It’s definitely athletic.

Fiona: Then that’s my favorite! I’ve got an undefeated record!

May: Snowboarding is fun, the few times I’ve done it.

Joanna: Seconded.

Fiona: Ohh, that does sound fun!

Robyn: Does work count as a hobby? Because I mean…I work a lot…

Joanna: *places a hand on Robyn’s shoulder*

Robyn: I need a vacation…

Joanna: Snowboarding vacation?

Robyn: Maybe somewhere less cold? Like a beach?

May: Most beaches aren’t great for snowboarding, you know.

Robyn: You know what I mean!

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*whispers* the ask box is empty in case you wanna like. you know 👀

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How do y’all usually celebrate romantic holidays? (Basically Valentine’s Day even tho it’s late-)

((Don’t worry I’m even later responding to this oop-))

Robyn: Not much different from how most people celebrate Valentine’s Day…

May: Staying at home binge watching crappy romcoms and roasting them.

Robyn: Usually while Fiona and Joanna are making out on the other end of the couch.

Fiona: Hey! I get distracted!

Joanna: Yeah, she gets distracted!

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Do the other Happy Huntresses help may brush her hair?

Robyn: Uhhh we kinda have to.

Joanna: A post-shower, post-hairdryer May is a sight to behold indeed.

May: Hey, when you three agreed to this relationship, you made a commitment.

Fiona: A commitment to the upkeep of the May Mane!

May: Exactly!

Robyn: I'm not saying it's not fun! It's just...time consuming.

Fiona: But her hair's so soft and magnificent!

May: *fabulous ponytail flip*

Joanna: It is worth it in the end, yeah.

May: Thank you, Jo. You get hair-cuddling privileges next time.

Fiona: Aww no fair!

Robyn: I demand a recount!

Joanna, quietly fist pumps: Yesss...

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How did the polycule grow? Did Robyn first start dating Joanna, and then they met Fiona, and then May? Or was it a different order?

Robyn: It kinda all fell together on it's own, actually. We'd all been a team for so long, and being in such close proximity so often just kind of led to mutual feelings growing.

May, nodding: The polycule didn't grow from two to three to four, it formed as it is now from the onset...once we all figured out that we liked each other in that way.

Fiona: It all made so much sense, though. I mean, deep down, I've had this feeling for all three of you for so long, feelings that were inextricable from one person to the next. May and Robbie and JoJo, all the same feeling, and I'm super happy we're together now!

Joanna, patting her head: That's so sweet.

May: For me, it was just... I asked myself, would I want to kiss one of my teammates? And the answer was, no, I want to kiss three of my teammates.

Robyn: Oh, big same.

Joanna: When Fiona first brought up the polycule idea, it was the sort of moment that made me wonder why I hadn't thought of it sooner.

Robyn: So proud of us for getting over our cluelessness eventually!

Fiona: Wooo!

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Who wins the tickle fights?

Joanna: No one. No one does.

Robyn: Joanna certainly loses the tickle fights~

Joanna: Nope. Don't even think about-

Robyn: *starts tickling her*

Joanna: Wait no- hehehehehe-! *collapses immediately*

May: Heh, cute.

Fiona: *stares at her*

May: No.

Fiona: *threatening wiggly fingers*

May: Nooo-

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To May and Fiona: what's the biggest thing you've ever used your semblances on? Like what's the biggest thing May ever invisibled?

Fiona: The biggest thing I've ever carried was an airship. You see, the more stuff I carry in my "inventory," the quicker my Aura depletes. So the more I try to carry, the quicker I tire.

Robyn: To be fair, most people would tire out pretty quick while trying to carry an airship.

May: My semblance works the same way. The larger a field I cast, the more Aura it takes. I've managed to cast pretty far fields, like, the size of a city block. But it takes it out of me quick.

Fiona: If it's something small, though? I can carry it for days. I'll sometimes even forget it's there. Like... *makes a t-shirt appear* Oh, like that.

May: My shirt! *swipes it away*

Joanna: Wondering how often clothes go missing in the dryer now, and how much of that is just Fiona...

Fiona, sighing and dropping various socks from her inventory: You got me.

Joanna: Wait, for real-?

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Fiona, in a full-body wet suit: Bye gals! I’m heading to the beach!

Robyn, deadpan: It’s snowing.

I just think it would be really funny if Fiona Thyme, from the frigid slums of Mantle, was somehow an avid surfer

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If each of you were ruler of atlas for a single day, what law would you put in place?

Joanna: All doorways must be one foot taller than they are now.

Fiona: You can call a number and a government employee shows up at your door and dumps a tub of kittens all over you. No questions asked, no charge.

May: Pants are illegal.

Robyn: This is why I’m the one who runs for office…

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I feel like Robyn deserves a butch haircut. Maybe her gfs could help her with that? :3

Robyn: I’ve had this ponytail for so long, though. That’s a pretty sudden change.

May: We can keep it long, just with some…subtle changes here and there.

Robyn: Such as…?

Joanna: Maybe a bit of a side shave?

Fiona: Yeah! Then when you have your hair pulled back, it shows the buzzed sides!

May: Would be pretty hot.

Robyn, tapping her chin: Hmm, it’s a compelling idea…

Joanna: Could shave designs in the sides, too.

Fiona: I propose “R+M+F+J” in a heart!

Robyn: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…

One haircut later…

Joanna: Voilà! How’s it look, ladies?

May, eyes wide: Ohhh…

Fiona: Badass!

Robyn, turning to look in the mirror at her new side shaves: Woah… This…actually works?

Joanna, crossing her arms and smiling proudly: Do I deliver, or do I deliver?

Robyn, running her hands back through her hair: It’s so…breezy.

May: Wait, do that again.

Robyn: What, this? *runs her hands back through her hair again*

May, blushing: Nice…

Robyn: *does it a third time to make her blush even more*

May: Are you trying to get yourself kissed? Because you’re about to get kissed…

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What’s everyone’s favorite/go-to pet names for the others?

Robyn: Not sure of the line between “petname” and “nickname” honestly…

Joanna: What do you mean?

Robyn: I don’t think we call you “Tree” in a petname-y way.

Joanna, snort-laughing: Oh, I see.

May: Isn’t it “Jo”? Or “JoJo”?

Joanna: That’s more like it.

Fiona: “Birdie” is definitely a petname though~

Robyn, smiling: It’s a good one, too…

Joanna: Almost as good as “Mayflower.”

May, rolling her eyes and failing to hide her blush: Right.

Fiona: What’s mine?

Joanna: “Fi”?

Fiona: I feel like there’s another one, one you three haven’t used it a while…

Robyn, snapping her fingers and pointing: We called you “Fluff” a lot early on. Because of your fluff. *pats Fiona’s fluff*

Fiona: OMG I forgot 🥺

May, also patting her fluff: Fluff.

Joanna, ditto: Fluff.

Fiona, whispering: This fucking rules…