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Edwin:☝🏻🤓

Queer Demons, twinkified Crows, petty trans-dimensional entities, freaky ass uncommon beings, and immortal lesbian witches:

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Book Armand: I’m only desired for my perceived boyish innocence which I very intentionally play up, but I despise everyone who falls for it. Such is my fate.

Book Daniel: Wow I look at you and see some type of freakazoid as yet undiscovered by science. An abomination, if you will.

Book Armand: stalking you stalking you stalking you wear this necklace iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

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I say this about a lot of things but the passenger really is an insane movie made by and for insane people. Benson literally says “I can fix him,” and then slams Randy into a wall by the throat, dresses him up in his clothes, gives him a full on baby-I-don’t-wanna-hurt-you-but-you-made-me 🥺, and then says, “so are you fucking gay or what”

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the customers trying to eat their food at bbbs while two of the workers are banging in the back and the other two have the most unsettling sexual tension between them behind the counter the vibes are off and theres no manager in sight

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Match made in hell (affectionate)

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S2 finale summary

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If my deadbeat dad miraculously recovered from his parkinson's and started wearing sunglasses and leather jackets and stiletto nails and then went on the news to talk about how he met a real vampire I would lose my absolute mind

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supersons but its the hannah montana movie and damian pulls up to the kent farm like this

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i really thought everyone understood the claudia-lestat comparisons are about how the qualities everyone lauds in lestat (white man) are punished in claudia (black woman).

it's meant to be a contrast not a quirky aw they're so similar. she tells us

lestat is kept by magnus for days and comes out rich. claudia is kept by bruce for days and comes out traumatised and reminded she cannot travel alone ever again.

EDIT: she did try travelling on her own again in 1.06 but lestat got into slave catcher mode and stopped her immediately

anne used lestat to jerk off on a very specific brand of white masculinity. rj and crew interrogate what are the consequences of white masculinity on others.

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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

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"You saved Louis... but not her."

DANIEL MOLLOY MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE YES GET HIS ASS

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“My coven is Claudia”

All the bitches jealous cuz they know they will never have a fraction of the love these two have.

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“I now know all your faces if they’re is an afterlife I’m going to come back and fucking kill all of you and if there isn’t I’m still going to find away” - Claudia

Claudia they’ll never make me hate you.

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How season 2 episode 7 left me feeling

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Armand and lestat competing on who can make themselves the biggest victim this episode. And they are both failing.

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Armand acting like he was a captive as well as he watched from the best seat in the house with SAM the only guard watching him with a little stick. Louis stop believing this man!!

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Literally me this entire episode

Fuck these vampires actually