veryasianfailure

[veryasianfailure]

no, discord. for the 50th time, i'm not a robot. now will you please give me the capcha and let me into my fucking alt account

[veryasianfailure]

Guys im postal dude's mom trust

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Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

[veryasianfailure]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[veryasianfailure]

man i wish bunnies were real

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I love my son

[veryasianfailure]

hiyers my entry for the oc contest!! Kinda last minute, found out about this through discord (thank you Mr. courioer sir) so uh yeah. Ill get better next year I promise

aughhs idk if its too late its been like 10 hours since i got the notif

[veryasianfailure]

My neglected medic oc watching the scout die 15 times to the same F2P pyro after getting strangled to death by serial killer and getting her soul trapped into a dispenser cause her boyfriend's to clingy to let her die

[veryasianfailure]

If you wanna use them as pins then fuck yeah go ahead!!! Use them anywhere!! Just keep my signature and credit me if you can 😋😋😋

Was planning on making some character pins for myself but never got around the pin making part The characters are from the Lil' Pootis series from @quazies on yt!

[veryasianfailure]

#WONDERFUL ART+VERY REAL+WOULD EAT AGAIN

always everyone else’s fault

[veryasianfailure]

Was planning on making some character pins for myself but never got around the pin making part The characters are from the Lil' Pootis series from @quazies on yt!

[veryasianfailure]

Drawing?! Fun?! Can you believe it?! I'm just happy i was able to make something semi decent after the shit storm the past 2 days were. It's kind of shit. It's really shit now that I think about it. But I don't care!!! It was so fun to make! Fuck, this feels good. Is this was meth feels like? GRAHHHHSHSH I LOVE DRAWING!!!!!! DRAWING IS SO FUN!!!!!!

[veryasianfailure]

Who needs bodies anyways? Become a celestial being, capable of exploring the stars and observing stories simply as a spectator without any need to add or contribute to the narrative.

This stupid body. If only it had energy to do things I want, just basic things. It doesn't.

[veryasianfailure]

@charkovmann this is what I finna look like in 9 years prepare yourself bro

Also u can have this mullet dell because i feel like i need to post but i hate life too much to actually draw

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25 posts!

@charkovmann

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@charkovmann

hot take: i think the reason so many people headcanon scout as trans is because he's white young and skinny

YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. WHERE IS TRANS HEAVY. WHERE IS TRANS DEMO. WHERE IS TRANS MEDIC. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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@charkovmann

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.