I'm Bisexual *cue tiktok audio*๐๐๐ Mentally ill ๐ฅฒ Any pronouns (I am but a swarm of bees) ๐ I have โจanxietyโจ Kate Bishop Simp ๐น
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The amount of gender dysphoria I just fixed by putting on menโs deodorant
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It is absolutely wild when someone likes and reblogs all of my posts and then doesnโt follow me like what did I do that made you dislike me just enough
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Me, a bisexual talking about women I like: Sheโs funny, sheโs gorgeous, sheโs smart, sheโs kind, sheโs everythingโ
Also me, taking about men I like: Heโs such a dork (affectionate)
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artists have "draw this in your style", i think fic authors should start doing "write this in your style" where a ton of people write the same prompt but all do their own lil interpretations and characterizations and fun dialogue bits etc
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can i please request a Kate Bishop x femReader with Enchanted fluff piece where at a charity event Reader sees Kate at speaking with someone else and assumes theyโre dating and the other person kisses Kate and Reader is hurt but Kate comforts her
There I was again tonight | Forcing laughter, faking smiles | Same old tired, lonely place | Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy | Vanished when I saw your face | All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you
please dont be in love with someone else | please don't have somebody waiting for you
note: This is apart of my Cruel Summer Project. This idea was beautiful and tied right into another req that'll be the part 2 of this story! I truly hope you enjoy!
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trope / pairing: hurt comfort, k.b. x fem!reader
warnings: did not proof read
The air was thick with insincerity, as business partners and rivals mingled together, forming and breaking deals. Black and white attire painted the room, low lights bouncing off the expensive jewelry adorning the womensโ necks, marking who was worth the fight and who wasnโtโ or rather, who had the money.ย
This was not what you would consider a โpartyโ, as your mother described it, dragging you along. For one, the tight black dress was too tight, suffocating your curves. The music also sucked, a string quartet playing a whimsical piece in the corner. Classical music is usually not an indicator of a party. But the food was decent. As you looked at the spread, you decided youโd stay at least for that.ย
There really was no point in you being here, aside from your mom showing you off as her proudly esteemed heir of the company. No one bothered to come up and talk to you, leaving you to hide by the food table and snack all night. Honestly, it was much preferred than whatever was going on in the main hall.ย
You may be the heir, but when it comes to the business itself, you have no idea what it all entails to run itโ let alone make partnerships here.ย
All in due time, your mother had said, to which you just rolled your eyes. Running the company one day wasnโt what you wanted to do, but no one ever asked you that. Not in a sincere way at least. So you faked a smile, saying that one day youโd like to follow in your brilliant mothers footsteps. Hey, if you were going to lie, you might as well earn some brownie points from it.ย
After taking a swig of champaign, and loading your little plate with sweets, you headed back to the main hall. The party was even more lively now, as business owners and partners continued to stroll in the door. You watched, intrigued by those worthy enough of an invite to the event hosted tonight. Intrigued by one individual in particular.ย
You knew her, her long wavy hair a dead giveaway. She wore a sleek black suit, melting into the color of her hair, bringing out the blueish purple of her eyes. She was stunning, in every possible way, intimidating - yes, but stunning all the same.ย
Her name was Kate Bishop, and she was the daughter of Eleanor- your moms personal rival in the business world. They had hated each other for a while, always going after the othersโ clients, or using the two of you to gain insight on the otherโs company. Through the spying though, you and Kate had come to a realization. You actually liked each otherโฆ like, enough to be friends. Your parents disapproved, but after promising each other not to sabotage, a friendship blossomed between the two of you.ย
Youโd be in denial if you didnโt say it wasnโt something more than that though, as your heart pounded when she finally looked your way. A bright smile grazed her features, making your chest even tighter, a heat growing in the pit of your stomach.ย
Oh the things she did to you.ย
โHey! Tell me, is this party as lame as all the others,โ Kate said, a giggle following close behind.ย
โOh very,โ you responded. She eyed the tiny plate in your hands now half full of sweets. You held it out, offering her whatever she wanted. She settled for a mini brownie, popping it into her mouth. You swallowed, turning to look at literally anything else in the room.ย
โSo, any new prospects?โ Kate asked, nodding slightly towards a group of guys your age huddled in the corner. She had no idea of the feelings you harbored for her.ย
โOh, no. I think Iโm just going to focus on my studies,โ you answered, sipping the champagne. Kate snorted, shaking her head.
โYou can do that and have fun, you know.โ
โI do have funโฆ with you!โ You countered, nudging her arm.ย
โThis is true, I am a whole party myself. But you know what I mean.โ She nodded towards the group again, and you noted that this time they were all staring back, whispering between themselves.ย
โIโฆ I donโt know if thatโs really my style,โ you said sheepishly. She looked at you curiously, before her eyes grew wide.ย
โOh my god, Iโm so stupid! I didnโt even think to consider who you were into,โ Kate fumbled with her words. Sexuality hadnโt been something either of you talked about. You knew Kate was into girls, but she had never asked about yours.ย
โNo, it's okay,โ you said, offering her a gentle smile. It never really bothered you, as it was something you were still figuring out yourself.ย
โAlright, well in that case-โย
โKate!โ Her mom interrupted, waving her over. Kate groaned and motioned that sheโd be right back.ย
You let out a breath you hadnโt realized you had been holding that entire time. Kate had joined her mom in conversation with some guy and his daughter, presumably striking up a business deal. You smiled as you watched Kate try to act interested. She turned to look back at you, sending a wink your way that made you blush.
You looked down to notice your plate was empty now. Swallowing the last of your campaign, you went to the bus bucket to drop them off.ย
โy/n!โ You heard your mother say, before you saw her. She was stunning, even at her age. All the men- and women for that matter- knew it too. You put on the best fake smile you could muster as her and a potential business partner strutted up to you.ย
โHi mother,โ you said delicately, looping your arm in hers. The two of you were close, but the trick was to appear as if the two of you were lifelong friends. It gave men the sense of a girlhood bond- strong to the core, full of secrets and opportunity.ย
โThis is Mark, the guy I was talking to you about,โ her eyes twinkled as she spoke. Mark was a handsome man, rigid and formal with a hint of adventure behind this business facade. You didnโt miss the way your mom looked at himโ or the way he looked at her. You smiled.ย
โHello Mark, Iโm y/n, as you may have guessed.โ A bright laughter that you hadnโt heard in years came from your mom. Clearly this man was someone to impress, and you were all for helping your mom secure happiness.ย
โAs I presumed, itโs nice to meet you. Now, I hearโฆโ Mark trailed off, but you had stopped paying attention.ย
Just past him you saw Kate walking hand in hand with the girl from before. They were headed towards one of the back exits, looking around anxiously as they did so. Your smile faded slightly as they disappeared. In every way your mind was telling you to stay put, your feet were itching to move.ย
โIโm sorry, could you please excuse me for one second?โ You asked, hiking up the hem of your dress a bit so you could follow Kate and this mysterious girl. Your mom tried to protest, but her pleas fell on deaf ears as you took off.ย
Mark was more than understanding, writing it off as a bored young adult looking for her escape.ย
The door Kate left led to a hallway, illuminated by dim yellow lights. Multiple hallways branched off the sides leading to various conference and hotel rooms. A pit grew in your stomach as you continued to wander through the halls. You werenโt entirely sure what came over you, practically running through the halls to see what Kate and this mysterious girl were up to.ย
But like they sayโฆ curiosity killed the cat.ย
You turned down a particular hallway that led into an open room- another conference room behind the open doors.ย
Kate and this mysterious girl were leaned in close, Kate pressed up against the table. She laughed lightly as the girl leaned in, placing a delicate kiss on Kateโs lips.ย Your stomach dropped at the sight. A weird mix of emotions flooded through you; jealousy, confusion, hurt- although you werenโt entirely sure you had that right to feel hurt. The two of you had never discussed feelings between the two of you- especially since she had just figured out you even had feelings for girls. But nonetheless, hurt ravaged your heart, breaking it more the longer you stood there.ย
Kate had reached her hand up towards the mysterious girl, and that was when you figured you had enough. A slight sob escaped your lips as you turned to run back down the hall.ย
Kate pushed the mysterious girl away, looking at her with rage in her eyes. Out of the corner of her eye, the light caught the shimmers in your dress and she knew you had seen what just happened.ย
โLily, what the actual fuck?โ Kate asked, turning her attention back to the girl before her.ย
โWhat? I thought we were having fun?โ Lily said, twirling a strand of hair around her finger. Kate should have known she was trouble the second Lily led her away from the party. She had said she needed some air, and had asked Kate to join her. She was so stupid for believing her.ย
โNo, Lily, no. I gotta go.โ Kate pushed past Lily, running down the hallway after you. There was no telling where you went, with so many endless doors off the halls and branching hallways.ย
โDamn it,โ Kate muttered under her breath after throwing open a few doors with nothing behind them.ย
She pulled her phone out of her pocket and pulled up your contact. She pressed the โcallโ button with such vigor, she was surprised she didnโt break her phone screen. The phone rang three times before you picked up.
โHello?โ You sounded like you had been crying. Kate kicked herself, running her hand over her face.
โy/n, where are you?โย
โIโmโฆ uh, why is everything okay?โ You tried your best to sound normal, like you hadnโt just broken down in an abandoned conference room. It was already hard enough having to wrestle with knowing you had feelings for your best friend. It was almost even harder to unexpectedly witness her kissing someone else. At least if she liked someone she would tell you, youโd have that warning to mentally prepare yourself.ย
โTell me where you are. Now.โ Kate uttered the last word so firmly, you had no choice but to tell her where you were. She hung up, and took off down one of the side halls at the end of the main hallway.ย
The conference doors flew open. Kate stood in the doorway, breathing heavily as she caught her breath from running. You were leaning against the table, your dress pooling around you. Mascara streaks ran down your cheeks, the sight breaking Kateโs heart instantly.ย
โy/n, whatโs wrong?โ Kate's voice was soft, her movements slow and delicate as she made her way to you.ย
โIt's nothing,โ you lied, putting on your best fake smile. She looked at you with a look that said โIโm not stupidโ. You rolled your eyes.ย
โIs it because of Lily?โย
โWhoโs that?โ You asked.ย
โThe girl you saw me with just now.โย
โOh, her. No, I mean, I just didnโt know you were seeing anyone is all.โ Your words were jumbled, coming out fast. Kate snickered. She stood before you now, inches from your face. Her fingers reached out and delicately ran along your jaw and under your chin. She tilted your chin up to look at her.ย
โIโm not seeing anyone. Lily said she needed some air, and asked if I could come with her. She kissed me, and I pushed her off. You just ran away before you saw that,โ she whispered. Her eyes focused on yours, every emotion displayed in them. She was sad, sad you didnโt see that part, angry at Lily for scheming, and most of all guilty.ย
Guilty for not seeing what was now undeniably in front of the two of you.ย
โOh,โ was all you whispered back, too scared to say anything else. It was obvious now, your feelings for Kate now the elephant in the room. Her eyes softened as she continued to look at you.
โHow long?โ
โWhat?โย
โHow long have you had feelings for me?โ She was curious how long she had been blind.ย
โFor a while now, I think since I first met you, but we were only kids, so I canโt be sure.โ You confessed, tearing your eyes away from her gaze. Silence filled the void between the two of you for a few minutes.ย
โLook at me,โ she whispered. Your lips quivered as you brought your gaze back to hers. The way she was looking at you made you want to melt. Her gaze was soft, yet fiery, like an untamed blaze starting to grow.ย
She leaned in, the smell of her perfume filling your senses. It was almost overwhelming. The scent of her, the way her hand came up to cup your cheek, the way her body felt pressed against you.ย
Her lips found yours, kissing you delicately as if youโd break under the pressure. Her lips were soft, and that alone made you nearly come undone before her, a soft moan nearly escaping your lips.ย
Your fingers found her hair, nestling themselves against her scalp, as the ferocity of which she kissed you increased. The passion burned, fiery and loud between the two of you, as you fumbled to touch each other in every way possible.ย
You pulled away slightly, guiding her to your neck. Her teeth nipped at your skin slightly, a moan escaping you. She wasnโt there long however, before her lips missed the taste of yours.ย
It was during this second interaction, the second round of a fiery passionate match of kisses, that the two of you were interrupted.ย
The doors slammed open, a group of businessmen waiting to finalize the papers on a business decision standing in the doorway. That wasnโt the worst part, however. No, no. The worst part was that your moms stood at the forefront of the group, mouths gaping at the sight of their daughters engaging in this kind of activity.ย
โOh shit,โ was all Kate said, as she took a step back.ย
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hi. sorry. um. so sorry to bother you about this but uh, i do not know how to do thisโso stupid of me for not knowing this thing that i couldnโt have known otherwise, i knowโdo you think you could possibly teach me how to do it really fast? if not, i totally get it, donโt even worry about it, you have better things to be doing. again, so sorry to bother you. you know what? never mind, iโll just do it wrong and you can just yell at me later. yeah no really, itโs no big deal. no really! iโm in your way now so i will just โexit leftโ *awkward laugh* imsosorrypleasedonthatemeokayiโllneverbotheryouagainiswearokaybye
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feeling so gay for a boy I met once rn
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sometimes I think Iโm a lesbian
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some hot dorky boy finger guns me in an art museum
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Holy shit this is getting a lot of likes really fast I need to tell you guys something
I lied my brother didnโt do that I was doing it to help him get a girl who knows I have a tumblr
My sheltered 11yo cishet brother (upon finding out N.D. Stevenson was trans) took all my Lumberjanes graphic novels and and my Nimona graphic novel and covered every time his deadname was in them with masking tape and wrote โN.D.โ over them and if thatโs not s the best thing an 11yo from the bible belt could do to show his older sister that heโs an ally idk what is
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doric: how was the honeymoon?
xenk: edgin got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
xenk: he said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
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FOR THE RECORD. i am aware that i am cheesy, corny, embarassing, cringe, stupid, have bad taste, etc. it just means i get to skip to the front of the line at the gates of heaven
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you these questions
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