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"right!? they get to just lay there and consume sun."

a drawn out sigh, far too dramatic as well.

     In an all-too-dramatic fashion, she flops onto the ground nearby.

          "Tell me about it. I'm jealous of the plants."

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lays on the ground.

"i wish to become one with the grass. photosynthesis."

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peeks in

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oh no, that was his only pun-

"you want more train puns? well you're on the right track"

he didn't know hilbert did puns!!!

"...tell me another one. right now."

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"you know what they say, when it (t)rains, it (t)pours."

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sobs thinking about hilda as a temporary teacher at blueberry

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gives the twins their last names and also fixes my damn bio links.

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It was true. He was the only witness. It was almost the perfect crime, the perfect murder. But now he was being asked to be complicit, to not confess what he'd seen to the highest authority? What would Ingo say if he learned? But the chocolate was on his hands now, he was a part of this. He was an accessory to murder. With a deliberate determination, the teen took the candy in hand and took a bite. Ride or die.

"Yeah, it just fainted. No one will have to know, and if we sneak out now and get an alibi, they'll never even suspect us. I'll take this secret to my grave, I swear to you Emmet!" His voice rose dangerously high and his eyes widened, mouth clamping shut. When he spoke again, it was a whisper. "We should escape."

"Maybe it just fainted." Despite still being a bit too loud, he did his best to whisper. Alas, years and years of shouting over trains and crowds of commuters with his brother have not done any favours for his ability to hear. He placed a gloved finger against his lips and making a little "shh" noise before continuing. "Besides. There is no proof that I was the one that wrecked it. You are the only witness." Ride or die, Hilbert, you're in this shit with him now.

Emmet paused, taking a moment to break the twix bar he'd obtained in half, placing one of the pieces in Hilbert's hand. "Nobody has to know about this. Especially not Ingo." Yes, he was trying to bribe him with half a twix bar. It was his only hope.............

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"Would you believe I started on Melemele?"

Ula'ula huh? Oh yeah, his dad was gonna kill him so bad. Well, it could have been worse, he could always just surf back later once he figured out the quickest way back. And explored a little. Weird though, finding another Unovan before anyone else.

"Surfing is fun, and I tend to get a little carried away any time I'm having fun with something. Life's too crazy to not let it sweep you away sometimes, you know?"

“The fuck you mean, do I know what —”

Wait, Ree. Deep breaths. From the accent, you can tell he’s Unovan — though, hilariously, you’ve got a similar accent yourself — and that means he’s probably got cash on him. And if he’s so air headed that he doesn’t know what island he’s on, he definitely won’t realize his wallet is gone until it’s too late.

“… you’re on ula’ula,” they reply, making sure to bite their tongue. “Where are ya supposed to be?”

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@skullkxd

"Hey, do you know which island this is?"

He's gotten a little carried away with surfing, maybe. But how could he resist with how nice the weather was? And how easy it seemed it was to get between the islands with pokemon. Oh, his dad was gonna kill him. But that would come later.

Besides, he was on vacation! What was the point if he didn't get a little lost?

"I got a little carried away, haha!"

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one liner starter call! lmk if you care which twin you get

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@wrongtrain from x

"Right, my name. That's the part I always forget."

And he has the customer service comment cards to prove it. Everyone knows how to figure out which ones are meant for him - and not just because he's one of the only ones consistently taking doubles line duty. Generally good reviews, but with the name filled in with '????', 'hat man', and - in one embarrassing time when his dad came down - 'this odd young man who looks like my son hilbert'.

He laughed, nodding. "I'll try my best to remember to give my name. It feels so much less important than everything else when we're about to go on an epic adventure of doubles battling. Maybe I'll start wearing a name tag, that might help."

He used to have a cap that said 'Hi My Name Is _____', maybe he'll get another and have a custom add to it. That could be fun. "That's why your speech to challengers is so good! You get your name out, and you sound so amazing and intimidating! I want to be as cool as that."

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Tarot

the hanged man

does it make you feel better– taking all this blame? the world is heavy. does the weight on your shoulders envelop you? does it make you feel safe? why does the need for grounding outweigh your sinking feet? suspend yourself– tie yourself to something if you must. you have a wonderful gift. looking at the world through compound eyes is a test of empathy. you have the heart for it. do not sink below your eyes. / NUMBER: 12 / UPRIGHT: pause, surrender, letting go, new perspectives / REVERSED: delays, resistance, stalling, indecision

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Tarot

the fool

there is an endless road ahead of you. long and winding, it is impossible to imagine every fork, every path you could take. like looking down from a high place, the sheer magnitude is dizzying. but it is freeing. god, it is freeding. you have all the time in the world to explore– endless choices to make; take time to appreciate it all. just be careful not to lose yourself to the recklessness that comes with such wondrous freedom. / NUMBER: 0 / UPRIGHT: beginnings, innocence, spontaneity, a free spirit / REVERSED: holding back, recklessness, risk-taking

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"You spend years of your life looking for someone and for what? Nothing to show for it but a few new pokemon."

She loves them, of course, but she's also doubting the decision she'd made to chase after N. What a stupid impulsive kid she'd been - as much as 17 had been a kid.

"I need to rethink my life.

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