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your mama is so stupid she was kicked out of the hallmark aisle for counting cards

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A little treat for myself

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Today's Seal Is: Gets Scared

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shearing day ✂️

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disco elysium is so freaking awesome because it’s like yeah this is the end of the world and the only two things that can heal your soul are love and always remembering that communism really was possible

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yugioh request sketch pages

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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*guy who doesnt know what limp bizkit and korn are* biscuit and corn.... why, i should enjoy a fine meal at either of those establishments! thank you, folks for giving an old man the runaround on where to grab a bite to eat around here. and then he smiles and walks down the road forever and gets eaten by a

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weapons of mass creation.

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Xrd Series Official Artworks

SPECIAL EPISODE: A Brief Respite, English translation

Sol and Ky story from the new Xrd art book with a Crusades flashback to the Battle of Rome. Sin cameo.

Read it here: https://solradguy.neocities.org/archive/xrdsoa-respite PDF: https://archive.org/details/special-episode-a-brief-respite

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it kind of sucks massively that the people at work have to know your name. i should just go by a serial number there. and wear shades that cover my identity. and have powers

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girls butts reblogged

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imagie getting mounted and bred by a song

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Oh my god I just remembered last night's dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor's court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn't force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death