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every-time i rewatch the hannibal pilot im reminded of how much of an asshole will graham is and how it’s so funny that hannibal eat-the-rude lector did not immediately soufflé his ass. instead he developed a crush and had no choice but to wage psychological warfare on him.

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Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter —covered in blood and feral

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mmmm...

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Realistic things that probably happened but wouldn't be shown onscreen for various reasons:

- Will fucks a lot: I'm sorry but the idealization some people have that he's a poor meow meow little guy baby boy is just?? He is a cis male. Conventionally attractive, cis, white male AMERICAN SOUTHERN DUDE. He fucks okay kids? He fucked a lesbian he barely knew, with no protection (!!!) he wanted to fuck Alana, would've fucked Chiyoh if she let him. My guy used sex as a distraction, a clutch. So you bet your ass he was hitting bars and getting drunk and fucking strangers. He got lots of bjs and handies in filthy bathrooms, yes he did. "Oh but mimimi empathy!" shut up first of all empathy for killers, mind you lol, so unless he was fucking killers I think his little empathy was fine.

- Hannibal is an asshole: this was shown a little but it's brushed off. My man was generous with his killing, he didn't care of your age, background, gender. Be a little discourteous and you are soup. Hello, he flipped a coin on Bella's life. She was a black woman with cancer??? Just cause he could, cause Jack. It wasn't even about letting her die or not, but the (no pun intended) fucking flippancy of it. He does not give a fuck, kids.

- Bedelia and H did it freak style: boggles my mind that some people still don't understand that they were fucking, the fact that Bryan had to confirm is funny. Imo they would do it freaky. Seems realistic to me that it wouldn't be just some love making. They are insane. She was being acrobatic I'm sure.

- Molly and Will didn't have a wedding: both in deep grief when they met, to me the realistic scenario is they just went to the courthouse and made it civil and that's that. Also I think a part of Will did it just cause Mrs. Fell and all.

- Will is an alcoholic.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x01 || 1x13

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one of the worst depictions of ‘autism power’ actually comes from hannibal, tell me why this emo twink shows up to crime scenes just to be like ‘watch this’ then closes his eyes and stands there weirdly for half an hour daydreaming about killing, if I was jack I would have sent his ass to the mental hospital.

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dinner

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Hannibal S01E10 Buffet Froid

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hannigram

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hugh dancy finally free from the nolan price look and slowly and surely morphed back into will graham HE LOOKS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

no cuz this is definitely post fall hannigram look WE ARE SO BACK WE'VE NEVER BEEN THIS BACK

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Hannibal would be like "Will, an insect you might appreciate flew into the kitchen, do you want to look at it before I exterminate it?"

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oh childhood jeaneil how you wound me

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Okay, I'm very curious... Do you think Raven Neil and Raven Jean would have fallen in love?

If the two of them had grown up in The Nest together, would they have developed anything more than a forever bond? I'm not sure, because I think if Neil had been in The Nest, Jean and Neil's personalities would be very, very different than they are now, especially given things Nora said.

We know that Jean wouldn't have attempted suicide if Neil had been there, and Neil wouldn't have left Jean behind to leave The Nest like Kevin did. According to this, I interpret that Jean would have maintained much more rebellion and will than the current Jean thanks to Neil's presence (it would make a lot of logic because both would have fed off each other's personalities).

For Neil's part, he wouldn't have received beatings from Mary. Neil would not have developed his elusive attitude. Instead of his mother, he would have had Jean. Instead of his father, he would have had Tetsuji flying over his head. Instead of Mary and Nathan's punches, it would have been Riko.

I think Raven Neil would be more restrained, less impetuous, but much, much more dangerous. Since he cannot flee or rebel without punishment, he would have developed a silent and lethal wit. His Wesninski side would have been developed to the extreme. He would strike more and more precise shadows.

However...replacing Mary's continued company with the company of a Jean who remains closer to the Jean before The Nest...

We know that Jean craves affection and does not seem to be averse to affectionate physical contact (very logical, he had a little sister who most certainly asked him for affection). I think Jean would be quite affectionate with Raven Neil physically speaking, and although Raven Neil would find it strange at first, he would end up seeing him as a gift after Riko's "little games".

I have strayed from the topic again. The question is... Raven Neil and Raven Jean would fall in love, or not?

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cant write a raven neil fic bcus id be making jeaneil have weird angry platonic sex as a coping mechanism with a lot of uncomfortable crying and idk if ppl fw that

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okay okay how about jean playing with neil's hair and suddenly he is apologizing and kissing the top of his head and neil is reassuring him that it's okay, that he understands, that he doesn't hold anything against him

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Andrew doesn’t like brown

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Silly Jeaneil headcanons:

Jean will bench press Neil when Neil is not taking exercise seriously. Neil secretly loves this so he goofs off on purpose

Neil and Jean take cooking classes together as neither of them really learned how growing up. Jean connects more to his French heritage and Neil love anything with spice

They join a book club in their building that’s exclusively old ladies who love the “sweet boys” who are away for work so often

Neil gets into Pokémon once they get a gameboy and Jean loves farming sims like Harvest Moon

When they watch tv, Jean lays on his stomach on the couch and Neil lays on top of him like a jet pack/so they are stacked

They get really into Yoga with Adrienne on YouTube