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If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

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In France, a gambian woman starts the marathon of Paris walking and holding a sign “In Africa,women walk this distance every day for drinking water”.

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How to recover an unsaved draft on Microsoft Word

 This literally saved my ass a few minutes ago. Yes, you can recover those files that you accidentally closed and thought you couldnt get back. 

Right after that happens, open Microsoft Word again and click File - Info - Manage Versions - Recover Unsaved Documents.

It is literally that simple.

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do you ever see something and think “wow. that is violently american”

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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

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Mitt Romney addressing the crisis in america

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well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

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*breaks fingers* let’s do this

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I told Jaden what Blackout day was about last month when I first posted him. Yesterday at the park while we were playing ball, he said to me “Mike, I wish Blackout Day was everyday” 🙏 So here’s this month’s post featuring him!

IG: @jadenscloset__

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gen eds are actual bullshit what the fuck did i go to high school for…. college is supposed to be for focusing on shit youre interested in and yet here i am taking fucking english