why is it that somehow the most wild and complete and unhinged universes storytelling and lore out there are always always made by a trans girl IDing as a gutter rat
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but wait,
there's less
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i would do so many things for a shoulder massage including like, a shoulder massage
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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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There was a poor soaking wet crow sitting in the rain, I had to draw him. Looked like the world's most dejected rectangle 😅💚
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help
deity of help
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"
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if you don't want to turn your outdoor cat into an indoor cat i will
Would it be unethical to start doing cat grabbing as a hobby? Like every time you encounter someone's outdoor cat you take it into custody, wait for the "missing" posters to go up, and see if there's a reward for returning it?
And if there's no reward you just keep the cat. Or sell it if it's a fancy breed and you know someone who'd take better care of something that valuable.
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about to turn into a studyblr to finally find some fucking drive
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as a psa i don't care if you have sex at my place
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i have gotten too Comfortable(tm) i need to Suffer(get out of bed)
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Tokyo Quilt Festival
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What if we were two rats drinking vitamin water together, fingers entwined?
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