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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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no. but it is good

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fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

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Hm

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hey man are you okay? i followed expecting horny controller posting but instead youve got a deep sadness about you. is there a joystick that got away?

some day ill see you again and you can fuck me for real

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there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway