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save me from the hell that is Unclosed Parenthetical

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

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“And then Helly calls his name. And then it's like, 'Oh, my God. If we just stay here, maybe we can be together another 10 minutes? Who knows?' I don't think they're thinking more than 10 seconds into the future. But, it was going into the unknown and never existing again, or going with Helly.” -Adam Scott

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mark scout when the guy he created to not care about his wife doesn’t care about his wife

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I've come back to tumblr just to post this

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I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

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imagine being alive for roughly 12 minutes and spending the entire length of your very short life dismantling a crib in a white, empty room because a disembodied voice told you to when a blood soaked deranged looking man bursts into the room to tell you he’s your husband and you need to leave with him immediately while the panicked voice tells you not to do exactly that because that man is dangerous and remember you’re only 12 minutes old. happened to my good friend gemma scout

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your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

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anyone done this yet

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literal soulmatism like idk what else to say

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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

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can i have 500 dollars to spend on stuff

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i think that if poob was a real streaming service they would acquire the rights to the Madagascar movies and do a promotional campaign featuring king julien with the phrase "i like to poob it"

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my heart hurts and it's absolutely his fault

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mark s you poor man. half of the fandom hates you for literally wanting to live, and not end your life for two strangers. one of which is your outie who doesn’t even see you as a full person. you don’t even owe him anything, yet you still helped his wife escape because you are a good person and you knew it was the right thing to do. then all you wanted was to be with the woman YOU love for as long as you could. don’t even worry about it i will be defending you like there’s no tomorrow