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i’m just a beautiful man who happens to ovulate. It happens
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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍
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not even gonna bother including rossi
#i’m sorry but reid…#idk why but i just don’t vibe with him ??#i do however like his dynamic with the other charas like morgan & garcia#jj being in the lead is CRIMINAL leave my girl alone#i’ll say the writers really fucked up with that confession#but in my mind it never happened
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#last summer i read 17 books#that’s june & july#this summer i have read 0 books but hundreds on hundreds of words of fanfiction#my goodreads goal is in the dust
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"why do you even like saw?! it's just torture pooorn!" WRONG. it's gay porn
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that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)
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woke up thinking about horror stories, the banality of evil, and how certain childhood experiences recontextualize themselves through the lens of adulthood. which got me wondering
everyone on the planet is traumatized by something or other, so this isn't necessarily "are you traumatized." also it's not about defining what horror Is or Isn't. it's just, gut reaction: is it a horror story or not??
#i’d argue no due to ‘being used to it’#so a parody horror film at best#but i know if a friend or a child or anyone comes to me with the same childhood/adolescence#hell yeah it’s a horror story
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EVAN BUCKLEY + close-up 27/? + bonus
#then he turns around and athena is right there and he jumps#lmao i parallel this scene with the dean scream in Yellow Fever#yk the one where sam & dean hear noise coming form a locker & they open it and out jumps a cat#cue dean’s scream that lasts like 6 seconds then “that was scary and sam walks away like he’s done#911 abc
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midnight? i find the night quite wonderful actually…
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maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that
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COOLEST MOTHS AWARDS: Ceranchia apollina; the "Ghostly Silkmoth" (Saturniidae)
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