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katyana nation you got yourself a new warrior

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salmon and gar funkel is what the guys who did bridge over troubled water would be called in the world where everyone has fish names

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Why Tracy Bacon Should Stay Dead

This post is essentially me making a case for Tracy Bacon’s fate as it is in the book. I’ve seen his death referred to as a case of Bury Your Gays, but it was a meaningful death that ties into the symbolism and themes of the entire book. If Tracy Bacon had lived, the book would have been weaker. 

(Also, this literally can’t be Bury Your Gays. Bury Your Gays is a trope in which gay characters are treated as more expendable than straight ones. Many people die in this book, and Tracy’s the only gay one.)

Under a readmore because this got long:

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the x men brainrot is real and it got me

the silly boy!! Kurt!!!

ignore my handwriting lol

original that i'm referencing:

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me: i respect people’s ships and their opinions

also me:

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Revisiting this one after the Dorian Gray news… another sad day for the community

The reason there’s lesbians in every Mike Flanagan project is that he’s atoning for his crime against homosexual women (sister zoning Eleanor and Theo) but he truly never will it’s unforgivable

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flat earther timothy rand and round earther rolan deep

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"it's not a funeral, what's so upsetting?" Jason says in reference to his bar mitzvah, which ends up actually being a funeral, Whizzer's.

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ASOUE Characters (The Adults)

And the Beatles Songs I Can't Help But Associate Them With

Lemony Snicket, In My Life (~All these places had their moments/With lovers and friends, I still can recall/Some are dead and some are living/In my life, I've loved them all~)

Beatrice Baudelaire, Golden Slumbers (~Golden slumbers fill your eyes/Smiles await you when you rise/Sleep pretty darling do not cry/And I will a lullaby~)

Bertrand Baudelaire, All My Loving (~All my loving, I will send to you/All my loving/Darling, I'll be true/All my loving/All my loving, Ooh/All my loving, I will send to you~)

Count Olaf, Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) (~I once had a girl/Or should I say she once had me/She showed me her room/Isn't it good Norwegian Wood?~) + (~And when I awoke I was alone/This bird had flown/So I lit a fire/Isn't it good Norwegian wood?~)

Esme Squalor, Girl, being the Girl in question, not the 'singer'* (~She's the kind of girl who puts you down/When friends are there/You feel a fool/When you say she's looking good/She acts as if it's understood~)

*The 'singer' of 'Girl' is Jerome Squalor, who has strong feelings of his former marriage with Esme, more bad than good

Jacques Snicket, While My Guitar Gentle Weeps (~I look at the world and I notice it's turning/While my guitar gently weeps/With every mistake we must surely be learning/Still my guitar gently weeps~)

Kit Snicket, Help* [~When I was younger so much younger than today/I never needed anybody's help in any way/(Now) But now these are gone (These days are gone)/I'm not so self assured/(And now I find) Now I've changed my mind/And opened up the doors~]

*Despite the upbeat tone, the lyrics really do fit Kit

Dewey Denouement, A Day in the Life (~I read the news today, oh boy/About a lucky man who made the grade/And though the news was rather sad/Well, I just had to laugh/I saw the photograph~) + (~A crowd of people stood and stared/They'd seen his face before/Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords~)

Ernest Denouement, Carry That Weight (~Boy, you're gonna carry that weight/Carry that weight a long time/Boy, you're gonna carry that weight/Carry that weight a long time~)

Frank Denouement, You Never Gave Me Your Money (~You never give your money/You only give me your funny paper/And in the middle of negotiations/You break down~)

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succession au where jenny nicholson releases a 4 hour deep dive on all the problems with brightstar adventure park, which domino effects into the complete and total destruction of the roy family empire

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I started drawing the Ever After High girls in random historical fashion eras… why? I have no idea

Raven Queen in 1890s, Apple White in Italian Renaissance.

Briar Beauty in 1920s, Madeline Hatter in 1880s

No particularly reason for the eras, just the vibe I get from the characters and their designs!

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if max caulfield was the joker she would say "why so cereal"

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I love podcasts bc on episode 1 you can't tell the characters apart but by episode 20 you can recognize their breathing

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— the history of falsettos