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This was on my Facebook😂 [Credit to The Heir Of Salazar Slytherin On Facebook] Go like their page pls~
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Hi yes how the actual genuine FUCK did Enoch O’Connor discover his peculiarity like what the FUCK
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So about the brothers in Hollow City, Peter and Joel, since they’re different ages, did the first one just scream so loud it can break glass for a couple years until the other brother was born or what
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BREAKING: The FCC just voted to repeal net neutrality, meaning we’re all screwed. TV news shows were essentially silent about this for the three weeks leading up to the vote.
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DORIAN’S MOTHER COULD BE DEATH THAT SAVES US ALL FAM. HOW HAD I NOT THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. FORGET AELIN DYING, HELL NO, NOT HOLLIN, I GUESS IT’S UNETHICAL TO KILL A CHILD EVEN IF THEY’RE A BRAT, AND NO WAY IN HELL CAN DORIAN DIE.
SO GEORGINA YOU’RE UP HONEY. TIME TO SHINE. DON’T BE A REGULAR MUM BE A COOL MUM.
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Micah: Prince Harry's kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be the president and is in line for the throne at the same time? Brits are playing long ball here, and it's a smart move. They want America back and this is how they'll do it.
Penny: Make America Great Britain Again
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I am just minding my own business on Pinterest, scrolling through some fan art and enjoying myself, when THIS just slams across my screen.
And I just stare at it. Because what the frak else can you do when confronted with… that. I stared and stared and then, practically against my own will, I started to imagine it and now I’m crying and death would be preferable.
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Millard is visible to himself. (Book 1, after he got shot).
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*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it
Me: *flips tables*
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Nina: [Saying her farewells to the group] Don’t kill anyone!
Kaz: Good tip.
Jesper: Write that down.
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I am literally Baz messing with fire even though he’s a super flammable vampire
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Rowan: Guys, I think Aelin might be my mate
Dorian/Lysandra/Aedion/Fenrys/Gavriel/Manon/Erilea: Congrats! You’re officially the last person to know!
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Happy International Women’s Day
In honor of the women in the amazing, wonderful, and nuanced books that are Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses.
Be as astute as Aelin, resilient as Lysandra, tactful as Manon, fearless as Nehemia, and free as Nesryn. Be as unwavering as Sorscha, confident as Ansel, generous as Yrene, selfless as Kaltain, loyal as Asterin, hopeful as Elide, and Independent as Celaena.
Be as cool as Amren, un-wielding as Nesta, admirable as Cresseida, and gentle as Elain. Be as firey as Vassa, vivacious as Viviane, strong as Mor, dedicated as Miryam, and honorable as Feyre.
Be as creative, inspiring, and sweet as Sarah J. Maas. Be as fierce, loving, and versatile as the women in Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses. And above all, be as unique, incredible, and awesome as you already are.
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When the ToG crew finds out Maeve is Valg:
Manon:
Dorian:
Rowan:
Elide :
Lysandra:
Fenerys:
Aedion:
Lorcan:
Chaol:
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