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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 12 hours ago
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"you read a lot, right?"
"yes!"
"what are some books you've read recently?"
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"uhh i don't remember"
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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something something breaching containment
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 13 hours ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 4 days ago
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Seeds of Stories, Brought by the Wind
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 4 days ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 4 days ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 5 days ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 5 days ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 5 days ago
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 6 days ago
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Speedran this lizzay
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 6 days ago
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Yesterday my conservative parents were Shocked and Horrified that the UHC CEO was murdered. Thoughts and prayers etc. I couldn’t make a single joke. It wouldn’t have gone over well. Tragic
Tonight my folks were ranting about how their new insurance denied my dad one medication unless he tried another medication first, then denied that medication because his recent blood tests indicated he didn’t need any medication, never mind that this a direct result of my dad being on the original medication for years
So I chimed in “kinda makes sense that someone went and 86’d the United guy, huh”
And I got to watch the wheels spin in his head for a few seconds before scoffing and saying “yeah. Guess it does”
Seeds are being planted!
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 7 days ago
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This is them to me
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ventiisactuallybarbatos · 7 days ago
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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
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