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Hey hey look at this watch it laugh at it like comment and subscribe babey
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
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Reconciliation with death through seeking the truth, and facing the dragon
Silent Hill 2 (2001), Twin Peaks Season 1 Episode 1 “Northwest Passage” (1990), Disco Elysium (2019), The Silence of The Lambs (1991), What’s The Point Of Taking Apart A Body? By Jacob Geller, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992), Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 22 “Beyond Life And Death” (1991), The Silence of The Lambs (1991), All That Remains by Sue Black , All That Remains By Sue Black
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Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.
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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room
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patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return
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this one actually made me laugh pretty hard im not gonna lie
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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
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in the past i have made the mistake of saying "i hate twinks" when i really mean is "i hate the culturally obsession of youth and skinniness as the only possible standard of beauty" which isn't really fair to twinks especially when alot of people who say "i hate twinks" really mean "i hate faggots"
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mutual 1: (that one mediocre twitter screenshot youve already seen five times today. you know the one)
mutual 2: yeah i microwaved your boyfriend sorry put him in there for a minute thirty mhm yep hes all crispy now sorry
mutual 3: if you dont want to fuck a fat hairy old man do you even really have the spark of consciousness
mutual 4: heyyy queen❤️ credit card tonight? credit card please? credit card information tonight bestie?
mutual 5: slenderman if he was WIZARD CORE be like find my mages
mutual 6: no guys. hear me out. mcu spiderman is actually a really interesting character because (6000 word dashboard nuke)
mutual 7: ok i’m not answering anything else from “Racist Anon” i try to engage with people in good faith but it’s been really bad for my mental health
mutual 8: wish a hot tgirl would cut me open and replace all my organs with old vhs player parts but in like a sexual way
mutual 9: at this point i forget she/her shadow the hedgehog isnt canon sometimes
mutual 10: who up wungling they hog
mutual 11: who up wungling they hog
mutual 12: THIRTY FIVE DEGREES SIX MINUTES SEVEN SECONDS NORTH. ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN DEGREES EIGHT MINUTES AND FOURTEEN SECONDS WEST. DECEMBER SIXTEENTH. YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO
mutual 13: who up wungling they hog
mutual 14: i wish someone would wungle my hog… (uncensored selfie)
mutual 15: if you dont ship the rugrats you’re against free speech (i don’t remember why i followed this guy)
mutual 16: (twenty minute heritage blog rp thread)
mutual 17: unfollow if you watch the simpsons that shit is racist as hell
mutual 18: does anyone else think (mutual 17) is guilt tripping people
mutual 19: (reblog of my own zero effort post that i regret making) dave woukd say this
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Trans people should rate their deadnames on a scale of 1-10. Mines a 2/10, dogshit name, cant imagine birthing a baby looking at it and naming it that
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the saw bathroom isnt unrealistic that's just what public men's bathrooms are like. liquids onthe floor in there
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youre trying to get in her dms. shes going nonverbal in my lap getting her head pet
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reblog to throw a brick at the person you reblogged this from
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