venomoushana
Who Shoots A Gnome?
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This is just a collection of the most random, amusing, strange and hilarious anecdotes/pics/etc... of the world in my eyes. 
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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What do angels actually look like per the bible?
Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…
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According to Daniel 10 something like this…
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According to Isaiah 6…
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In Ezekiel 10… 
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Again in Ezekiel 10…
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Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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loki looks sharp in both his suit and armor  ❤
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.
The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 
The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.
And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized
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^ kind of like that
Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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I see no difference
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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“Except nobody loves him more than April Ludgate, NO ONE!”
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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🐻rofl
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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John Boyega talks about how he feels about BB-8 - Full video
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venomoushana · 6 years ago
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Kiri the kenku
ok so Kiri is getting more and more phrases.
But I just realised that if she manages to use the phrases to make her own sentences it will sound like those audio mash ups:
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