an eye for an eye and blood for juice (male, mid twenties) attempting to master the ancient art of "yes, and" i am a biology nerd, a horror fan and an edgelord so the cw for this blog is basically anything and everything - honestly I can't advocate for anybody to follow this blog just leave it in the dumpster, close the lid and set it on fire😃
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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
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https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21
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i RAN to make this when i read WAT chapter 35
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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES
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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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Vampire Horse 2: Vampire Horse and The Werewolf Bandit.
The adventures of Vampire Horse and the Vampire Cowboy continue…
Thanks for reading!
Read Vampire Horse.
Buy digital copies of my comics.
Toss money in my hat.
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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk
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Throwback to one of my early patterns that is already 11 years old - Zimtstern Mitts, fingerless gloves started from the thumb with surface crochet added as you go. The free knitting pattern is available from my blog:
https://knitting-and-so-on.blogspot.com/2013/11/zimtstern-mitts.html
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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️
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i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.
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Everyone who is stressed or depressed or doom scrolling, take a moment to look at this painting of Vlad the Impaler
Alright now take a deep breath you got this me and Vlad believe in you
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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here
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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them
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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it
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