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it is wild that people read Fjord's vibes as hesitancy over marriage to Jester generally and not the fact that deep down, he as a person is the sort to have a private ceremony with friends on the beach, but he knows Jester is the sort of person to dream of a massive spectacle wedding and even deeper down he wants her to have that so his attitude is "please have this, it will make you so happy, but god I cannot think about wedding colors like that's literally not a thing my brain can comprehend, especially while we're on a mission to kill the mind control moon emperors"

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the mighty nein truly just like "the most important part of killing evil psychic hiveminds and stopping the end of the world is to have fun and be yourself <3"

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Smooth ass poet Dorian "maybe you're just the first beautiful kind face that i have ever seen" Storm vs. Dorian boyfailure "ohhhhh shit yes" Storm. The duality of a wet cat.

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SMOOOOCH

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I like to imagine that robbie's excited scream was also in character and dorian absolutely screamed right before orym kissed him. can you believe orym is in love with that loser

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listening and learning

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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my cat stopping me from petting her

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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

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his little bald head was turning red from all her licking

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rejoice! a hairy baby has blessed you with a very good little dance

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she's teaching him how to glare

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they haven’t quite worked out how to share

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predators are more conflict-averse than prey - a herbivore can get into a territorial dispute, get gored by a horn, and spend the next while weakened but still easily able to regain its strength from grass and tubers or whatever. a hunter that gets scratched by prey it still manages to kill might not be able to get a kill afterwards, and slowly starve. an ambush predator will back down if you stare at it, but a plant-eater will try to kick you to death.

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