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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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I think with the right circumstances, I could survive this. Tho I would most likely go on a quest to find someone who can actually sword-fight, so I can gift them it, in exchange for protection

Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

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(618): Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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self proclaimed schizoposter nervously typing '911' into their phone and hovering their thumb above the 'call' key as they hawkishly watch a disheveled guy at a bus stop make repetitive movements and ramble to himself

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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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Adjusting things in prison.

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do you like transformers: animated? here’s my collection of all episodes, shorts, allspark almanacs, tie-in comics, and manga for TFA archived and available for download! 

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i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

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Drawing fat characters will make you a better artist, btw. Unironically, once you know how, you will not want to go back

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If you are having a conversation with someone, and a third person you know but the other doesn’t shows up, it is the polite thing to briefly introduce them to each other. A “this is [name], we know each other from [place, activity]. [name] this is [name] we are [form of relationship].

The goal isn’t to force an acquaintance between them, but to acknowledge their relative presences there; otherwise one of the two will have to awkwardly stand there pretending they don’t exist, which is something very uncomfortable for the person, even if they don’t think you are unwilling to acknowledge them as acquaintance/friend/relative/coworker.

Additionally, if you need to discuss something at length with the third person, it is advisable to excuse yourself for a few minutes from the first person and deal with it on a different room/spot. It allows them to relax or do something else, and it gives the third person the space for saying or addressing things they don’t feel comfortable mentioning in front of virtual strangers, or that they are unsure YOU want to have discussed in front of someone else.

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Christ alive

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?