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HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY, EVERYONE! (Sept. 23) 💙💜❤️

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what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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you know how it is

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When Trindo Groom-Pentis finds himself stuck in traffic on the way to work, he’s horrified to discover the cause: a newly installed bike lane that leads to less room for cars. Trindo panics, blacking out in a fit of rage and destruction.

Weeks later, under the guidance of his therapist, Trindo decides to confront his issues head on and bike to work. He quickly discovers that the bicycle lane is a great way to connect with his community, get some fresh air, and amazingly, relieve traffic.

But when Trindo discovers that the bike lane himself is also a new coworker, things get heated—not in anger, but in homoerotic lust.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay sentient bike lane action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and long strip of concrete love.

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please enjoy new tingler of love between buckaroo and bike lane. POUNDED BY THIS EXPANDED BIKE LANE WHICH IS AN IMPORTANT SOLUTION WHEN CREATING A CITY THAT’S LESS DEPENDENT ON CARS out now on amazon and true buckaroo tier patreon

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I’m sorry but if it was Odysseus and 30(ish?) years earlier, Athena would not have gone “oooh maybe I pushed you a bit too hard”

She would’ve gone

“GET THE FUCK UP ARE YOU A KING OR A SAD DISABLED FISH I DONT CARE HOW MANY BONES ARE BROKEN YOU CAN BITE HIM DONT YOU DARE PASS OUT

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp