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I'm at the most amazing woman. I gave up everything I had to be with her and we lived together, underwater, beneath the boardwalk. We adopted an octopus as a pet.

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My girlfriend was having a mental breakdown and I didn't know how to help her

Someone donated an actual tyrannosaurus Rex fossil to an art exhibit I was hosting. I sold a lot of artwork.

My ex girlfriend tried to pick a flight with me so i accepted the challenge and beat the Hell out of her

I stole her boots (she was getting rid of them until she found out I wanted to take them) I painted them black and wore them just to antagonize her.

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some guy outside my house was fishing. He tried to catch a swordfish before the rain but couldn't. He eventually did catch one but it was really small. And everyone in my house applauded him for it and started calling him Hemingway.

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I was at my grandmother's house with my best friend. The layout was very strange.

We walked through a mall and my bestie stopped at the fountain to collect coins. She was looking for rare quarters.

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i found a ghost hiding in a vault. Apparently it had been there since I was young. It's name was Time Of Day and I managed to capture it in a perfume bottle.

The rapture happened and it was not as anyone expected. Many of us transcended to a new plane of existence and old testament angels came to Earth to be with us. We could create matter from our thoughts and since everyone's needs were met, the economy collapsed. Only those in power remained human. The rest of us just hung around and played video games and played with cats while the angels watched over us with thousands of eyes.

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i tooka spiral stone staircase up to a door that lead outside. There i found a stone patio with a door that lead back to my home.

My girlfriend has a Barbie collection.

I had a real working proton pack and used it to capture a ghost. It was a house from a computer game.

I suspended a sofa from the ceiling.

I had a window to a barn with all kinda of farm equipment inside. I hung my cookware from them.

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i went to some restaurant in the clouds. The chef was retiring because of lack of business.

I went to a focus group to help sell more Marge Simpson merchandise.

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for some reason I was trying to escape from some sort of house. I put together a bag with a few things in it, made sure all the doors were open so that I could get the pets out, and then set the building on fire.

I vaguely remember they were filming a TV show there and there was some form of corruption that I couldn't tolerate.

I know I found a big black backpack to carry the rest of my shit and I made certain to grab a plush fish from my bed.

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a friend had me over for a visit to his childhood home. He had a treehouse with a zip line but we were both too tall for it. He also had an old, talking teddy bear but it could barely speak anymore.

There we found out that his mother was actually crushed to death on another planet and that's why he was sent to Earth to live with relatives.

I had an old boom box with me but I forget why.

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I went to a fancy country club and I considered stealing all the towels on my way out. Even though the doors were closed and locked people kept coming in while I was in the restroom.

For some reason I was buying lots and lots of snacks. Like way more than would fit in the car.

I tried to bring them back home with me but I was attacked by a large group of dogs. I shared most of the snacks with the dogs because they were not aggressive, just hungry.

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I had a bunch of early Homestar Runner merchandise for sale at a consignment shop.

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I was running as fast as I could through a series of caves. I wasn't running from anything, this was more like a parkour thing.

I found an old Sega Saturn in an attic and found a Bomberman themed dog fighting game. I played it with my girlfriend and got a lot of Lucky shots in and she was getting very frustrated.

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I was teamed up with some Android girl and we were both put in giant mech suits that locked together. We successfully fought off an invading spaceship.

Afterwards she asked me on a date so we went out together.

A bunch of colleagues from work had to go to India and invited me to join. I came along and brought my new robot girlfriend with me.

We tried to have a picnic by the river but excessive rain caused one of our friends sandwiches to wash away and float down the river. We probably could have let them go but decided to follow them and ended up befriending a family by the bank.

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I was in a cave with some friends. There were lots of ravenous dinosaurs outside. Eventually I realized that they could eat rocks which means they'd be able to get into the cave.

One of my girlfriends told me to turn into steam and escape through a little Gap in the cave. This is something I can do because I'm a water witch.

One of my snarkiest friends was making fun of me for making Ninja turtles references. I jokingly said I don't think I should save you.

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I was in a rowboat in the middle of a large lake (but not Lake Erie) and I had an old Game boy with which my girlfriends were all contacting me. One of my precious casual lovers was trying to get ahold of me as well.

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I saved a family from a giant grither by flying them to safety on my broom. I then brought them back to my witch's hut which was built into a tree. It was full of spider webs and dead flies because I hadn't been there in a long time.

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I was at some party being held in an old theater or something. I was naked for some reason.