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My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

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Hi the only thing I care about today is Susan Sarandon's twitter

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lol: lots of labradors

omg: oh my greyhounds

brb: beagles r best

lmao: love my awesome otterhounds

smh: so many huskies

ily: i love yorkies

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notice how “girls mature faster” is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men’s attraction to them.

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Tis the season

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

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obsessed with this

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i miss the math that was like x+12=24 like girl it’s 12❤️

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certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

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If the town of Folks made memes:

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

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i really like how the young of most land vertebrates, even those without parental care, are born with features that we are automatically primed to find "cute" as a matter of how our brains physically work as a deeply ingrained parental instinct common to many if not most mammals. while birds are like

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if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

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we need more women who are just fucking losers