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Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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was this film maker ethically sourced

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got lost on the way home

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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you're just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn't

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Augustine: don't worry Harrow, i have a plan how to distract John so you can kill Saint of Duty

The plan:

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what is it with autism and walking on tiptoes

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🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐

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Btw, you can donate to menstrual hygiene kits for Sudanese women, which I would highly recommend if you can

https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/padsforpeace/

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GAYS AND EMOS UNITE‼️‼️

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For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.

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