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reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from
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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
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Sticking the monkey's paw in my ass and wishing for a prostate orgasm.
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grian calling everyone to witness tango's public execution and then we see the most looney-tuneys ways a man can die three times in a row... nobody is doing this like the life series, my god
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It's so funny that the first red is red because he's so bad at killing people tango is gonna be such a non-threat
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Skizz: *trying to convince tango to aim for grian*
Grian and the horse alliance right outside the pyramid:
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Guy who has never been the Boogey and wants it so badly not getting it again
Looking at

Guy who has had it the most and never wanted it and is about to get it again
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He’s like the LeBron of stupid final deaths in this series
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someone has apparently been having a year-long tantrum in the notes of this post because of something that i absolutely did not say at any point in this post or anywhere else
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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