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💁 #selfie #me #themissinglink #blueeyes #self

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This whole looking for job thing is really getting me frustrated. Like, I’m hirable! Please just hire me already! :/

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i haven’t been on here in so long. except my insta is still linked. lmao wtf.

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Abort mission 🚀🚀 #selfie #me #themissinglink #crazydoglady #sodone #wishitwassummer #ihatesmiling

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Star Wars for Black Friday #selfie #self #me #themissinglink #nerd #geek #starwars

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I'm now a heathen 😈💋 #starbucks #redcup #holidays #coffee #sbucks #red

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My best buddy 💕🐶💕 #crazydoglady #rufflife #lovemylilguy #vizsla #vizslagram #vizslasofinstagram #vizslalove #vizslapuppy #puppiesofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dog #dogmom

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#asahi #beer #sushi #tomo #mug #drinks #nightlife #yum

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I hate Nev

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befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

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The cat-dog tried to make a pillow fort without his mom! Rude! #instacute #crazydoglady #rufflife #lovemylilguy #vizsla #vizslagram #vizslasofinstagram #vizslalove #vizslagram #dogsofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram

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Anniversary (or lunch) dinner! Home made pita bread, cucumbers, red pepper hummus, and chicken shawarma! It was soooo yummy and so easy to make! 💖💖 #keto #ketosis #ketogenic #ketodiet #food #foodporn #yum #yummy #homemade #xxketo #xxketodinner

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Walk with my squad ✌✌ #walkies #dogsofinstagram #crazydoglady #puppiesofinstagram #rufflife #vizslalove #vizslagram #vizsla #vizslasofinstagram #boxer #boxerlove #boxerpuppy #boxersofinstagram

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Losing 20 pounds in the US is way better than in the UK

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“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

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Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

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So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”