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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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Only one thing will kill you. Literally every other terrible situation in your life will turn out to be survivable

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it was beautifully sunny and foggy this morning & i stopped to take a photo of this white egret

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just woke up and the line "60 million years of nothing but megafauna and transsexuals" is stuck in my head. dont remember what it means anymore but there you go

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ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states

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remember when black friday deals were so good that we would kill each other about it

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The Romans admired moonstone, as they believed it was born from solidified rays of the Moon.

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when you're halfway to work and realize you forgot to charge your spider

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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Brother Gregor spending his morning in the garden.

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The average tumblr user’s attempt at smug condescension doesn’t even work because they’re so profoundly stupid and unaware of literally anything in the world

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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absolutely insane shit happening on twitter