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I just want everyone to appreciate my selfies as much as I do

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It’s just me and my latent desire to disappear for a month against the world

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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

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My friends: you already told us this story

My ADHD ass who keeps forgetting if I told a story before:

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Don’t fucking touch my bum, bitch! THIS IS THE END (2013) dir. by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen

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Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

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Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

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flat fuck friday

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via christianmhull

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“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

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