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1. "You'd look beautiful as a woman"

2. [Volition — Challenging] Say something other than that

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drake is genuinely a shakespearean flavor of loser, the kind of shit that could only be written in a book. to lose a beef so hard your opp makes the song of the summer and headlines the super bowl. to then get so slammed by said opp dropping his album that you try to sue your own label and the streaming platform that made your career to get back at him instead of suing him. to create legal precedent that will, inevitably, make it harder for people to hold these entities responsible in the future because his case is doa. he is literally toxic to the rap game, man. niggas got to evict him. this is it.

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🤣🤣🤣

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They're trying to say it's a fucking RICO violation, amongst other things?

Funnily enough, this response is exactly the kind of whiny bullshit behavior that was almost certainly part of why Kendrick decided to end his career in the first place.

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IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG

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Lovely

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How Kendrick was in the Studio Making this New Album

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shitposting about kinks you dont have is funny, but beware

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Whenever you get negative feedback from people, realistically its probably because theyre jealous. Your coworker says the report you wrote was garbage? Jealous of your nice tits. Your boss says you were late to work again? They secretly suspect you have a huge regular or small beautiful genital. Or other. Listen to me. It isnt you. It isnt possible.

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Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this

And you're not allowed to order

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Has someone made a "being a zionist is punk actually" post yet

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AM radio is like literal magic. There is music all around us that we can't hear, and to hear it you just have to tap a crystal (diode) to the earth and listen to it with another magic rock (magnet) and a tin can. You dont even need electricity to make it work because this music around us is literally all the power you need. Oh and at night when the sun has set, the light of the day gets replaced by MORE music because the signals can travel further at night. This is magic. If you even care.

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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

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I bring a certain “you should consider PrEP” to the sex-positive conversation that many people find interesting and helpful