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i’ve been collegepilled lately so i haven’t been keeping up with lifesteal lore and so with all of this talk of zam and kab (kazam…) this is what im imagining is happening canonically right now

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girls when they discover abstract shading

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I LOVE ZAM’S OATH OF PACIFISM IN SEASON 6 BECAUSE EVERYONE DOING LORE WITH HIM IS LIKE “oh surely he can’t be good there has to be something sinister happening with this guy how do we get him to crack…..” and zam’s just like “ummm i like to play and have fun ^__^” (Ignore the giant rail gun)

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call me ashswag princezam the way my post schedule has been dogwater

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hi devotions

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rekrap2 making his silly little farm while red and leo were getting banned and minute was getting jumped 4v1

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omg its the yellow little smiling freak 🔥🔥

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when ur favorite people confirm that ur also one of their favorite people suddenly the clouds clear and the angels sing from the heavens and it’s a really beautiful moment u should try it

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hes kewl

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this is how i feel when my favorite ccs stream seldom and when they DO stream out of nowhere im busy

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whatever you want me to say!

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deffo the best part of the lifesteal among us stream has been planet being bored and walking into walls and “faking tasks” and getting voted off as imposter because of it. they hated him for his goofy goober swag?

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this is like taking a peak into an asylum patient’s mind. also will be integrating fuck my stupid pretty kitty princess life into my phrase arsenal.

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DAY 15: TREASURE

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meow

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i talk about this to my friends but it’s so fucked up that the last time i was THIS deep into the mcyt trenches was in peak dsmp quarantine era where i could afford to slack off and presently im back in the mcyt trenches but im a whole college student with “responsibilities” that “can’t go ignored”. messed up world we live in.

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i’m so so sad that it was three in the goddamn morning when squiddo streamed. do they hate me or something. why won’t the world revolve me. slash joke.