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Us as drinks:

Mackenzie is mango lassi

Zara is Ribera

Emily is chai latte

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Mackenzie just got whiplash from Whiplash

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Sorry mum and dad, I got plans with Jack black as Steve

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I can die happy knowing once I cooked up the best omelette in the world

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Mackenzie:

Hey guys I love beer

The beer in question:

Mango berry tango

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When Devious J. Walker gets behind the wheel

Bitch that’s Nefarious Boy Racer

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Lucas, whatever you do DO NOT hit me with your rhythm stick

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Bite sized

But I could kiss her all night

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WHAT is Zara doing still at war with Cameron Brizzle

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Professor Plump and Polly “The Piggy” Pocket just got married

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Babe wake up new time zone just dropped

Ragrich Standard time

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Polly “The Piggy” Pocket just needs her hole scratched

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Mt Roskill’s public toilet is just a big communal litter box

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Have you got games on your phone kids evolve into have you got a vape teens

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Free cigarette is the best chance card you can draw in the game of life

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Message to Jacob : quit that criminology degree and go work k at peaches and cream

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M gonna start carrying around a glass dildo in my purse just so that in the event I run into Davis seymore I can throw it at his head