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Cory just came back I almost had a heart attack

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We need to normalize toilet humor I mean what ISNT funny about poo poo cum shit fart piss cunt doo doo I'm mean thats peak comedy

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People always talk about what fandom is the most toxic like the usual culprits are Hazbin hotel, undertale, BTS,Marvel, LOL, the classics but I think everyone is ignoring sports. People are literally fuckin insane when it comes to literally any sport at least in the US. The only difference between it and online fandoms are is the fact that people don't have shipping wars and talk about whether or not its problematic to ship baseballs with soccer balls this shit also goes back like decades most tumblr fandoms go back at most like 20 years.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🦇 YEAHHHHHHHH¡!!!

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I love how in Sci-fi humans are either unforgivable ontological evil beings made of hate and prejudice or we are literally perfect gods that desvere constant praise from our lesser alien neighbors and literally no in-between.

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You ever do that thing where you scroll on youtube expecting to see new content show up like how you open and reopen a fidge expecting more food?

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She dick on my suck till I sick yea I'm low on ideas tbh

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I find it so fascinating how there are some phenomenon from the early internet that were SO popular but it seems like ever references them nowadays, the examples I've been thinking about a lot are what the fox say? and da fuq boom. wtfs was REALLY popular in its time but unlike others song from that period no on talks about it. I even remember seeing those roleplay reactions videos like tails reacts to wtfs, everyone wanted in on the hype it was the THING at its peak but it go completely forgotten about, same with da fuq boom which was a clip that was used a lot in a bunch of classic ytps and whose only recognition is being the name of the guy who made skibidi toilet.I feel like so may classic memes have been given new life in rest years i.e trollface but there are still some that haven't been talked in a decade which is nuts.

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You know ive been thinkin about one game grumps video recently about ranking food mascots based on their sex appeal and arin brought up how chuck e is completely sexless and I can't get over how right that is. Like with the fnaf characters for example their have horniness BURSTING out the seams positively SEAPING it's no wonder that so much porn has been made made them. Whereas chuck e has nothing like I'm sure someone out there wants to fuck him and I won't shame but yeah he has erectlie dysfunction thats cannon 1000%

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Do you ever wonder what happens to limited time youtubers products, are they just destined to eBay hell for the rest of their existence?

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A really interesting idea that I've had that I'm surprised no one had thought of before is the idea of switching the stories of old Gothic horror with modern analog horror. Like ya know how people like vibingleaf have taken old shittly written creepy pasta and put a spin on them I would love to see a modern version of Frankenstein especially the scene of him yelling "ITS ALIVE!!". You also have the reverse which is funny to hink about like the backrooms is considered classic literature and I also like the idea of 12 ft halloween home depot skeletons being replaced with Gabriel, it would also change halloween episodes of kids shows like imagine Charlie brown wearing a Vita Carnis outfit or something like that.

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I've had a really goofy idea of a game in my head for a little bit so basically you would control every single part of your body individually like every muscle is mapped to a certain key and depending on how long you hold it down it flexes it for that long and you alone have to control every other function that your brain does you have to like breath and all that I just like the idea of using every single key on your keyboard and having to press all of them to move one step so kinda manual smauel but it 3d, also yeah its been a bit sorry I switched phones so hope yall understand 🙏.

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What if undertale was called freakytale and assgore ate everyone's ass like the raging bisexual that he is , the game would go viral.

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I'm late by a day but it still can't believe it's been 10 years since fnaf released I wasn't around for all of the 10 years but I've around for a lot and it's still insane to me I remember being REALLY scared of the game as a kid before I decided to watch coryxkenshin play it just absolutely insane

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Man the hoa suck like tell me why I can't install a parkour course on my house? Why can't I build a lavish medieval paradise filled with all my 1600s pleasures on my house!!?!?!? YOU LOOK ME DEAD INTO MY FUCKING EYES AND TELL ME THAT I CANT HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL 90 FOOT TALL SANS MEMORIAL NEXT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! "🤓 👆 wELL uM AcTUaLLY IT jUsT DoEsNt Fit wHaT EvERyOne eLsE Is dOiNg" you feel no joy? no WHIMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CANT I JUST LET THE SILLY OUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST SOCEITY BE FILLED ARTIFICAL RULES AND BOUNDARIES WHY GOD WHY

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Do you think if you use a bunch of youtuber codes for certain sponsors specifically the ones that are like "If you type in nordvpn.com/BLANK you get 50% off!!" That it'll stack and you just get it for free

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Can people in the comments tell me how your school played red rover? Because the that people describe it is different to how we played it. At the start one person is in the middle and will say to send anyone wearing a certain color on their clothes over not just a specific person and the person goal would be to get to the other side of the gym and if you got caught you would get in the middle line but your arms didn't have ti be connected you just had to stay in the line. DId anyone else's school do it similar to this?