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🐭🍎❤ Inspired by this video from simon_dell_tog
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the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like
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«Why are you spasming and....» my sister read as «Why are you Spanish?»...
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I'm still really torn between Roy and Amanda in the the new mcl game but just because they're the better LI options in the line up of meh LI options. Roy was cool until he did like shirtless pushups and shit in the lunchroom area like bro???? Everytime I think about going for him I remember this and it bothers me. I don't really remember why I didn't like Amanda much but I guess I'll find out again lmao
#I would have considered Devon if he wasn't out BOSS#please god#at least he's not lowkey weird like the prof from mcl university#Why not Brune or Elenda beemoov they're right there and also single and more interesting omg#mcl new gen
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At the very least, I actually sectioned my hair using a chart and everything so it won't be as bad as when I do minitwists and the whole thing is a mess. I definitely need to take a break from blow drying it though. If I get heat damage again after cutting it off back in junior year I'm gonna cry.
Maybe I needed the hard reset of washing and doing my hair every week or week and a half or two weeks. Yes, I know that washing your hair with braids in is possible but it was stupid to think that I'd actually fucking do it
#also my mom has heat damage in her hair and says she “tamed the hair” by blowdrying and using the heat brush to straighten it every time#I did try to tell her but she doesn't believe anything except what she believes so there we go#she did a big chop only to get heat damage part 2
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Maybe I needed the hard reset of washing and doing my hair every week or week and a half or two weeks. Yes, I know that washing your hair with braids in is possible but it was stupid to think that I'd actually fucking do it
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I forgot that part of the reason I decided not to do mini twists or or braids on my own hair for a while is that I don't even do the minimal maintenance for them and it's just my hair getting fucked for like 3 weeks except it's in braids/twists this time. The long parts themselves are probably ok, but I think it just ends with the top hairs getting more frayed and I have a permanent frizz
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never gonna have the drip 90s hentai game girls do
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Bro we had a whole fucking pandemic and it didn't impact any of my youngest siblings life in any way because they're just locked up in the house 24/7 anyways. They were hardly even aware of it. The only shit they hear from my parents about the outside world is from the conspiracy theory grifters they listen to. And these are the same people who will brag that we don't learn "fake history" from public schools. Bitch we learned history from a tiny regents review textbook. The younger kids learned history from the same outdated tiny regents review textbook. If they read it. Who knows, since mom won't even have them take standardized tests anymore. Not even a fucking practice exam. The only direct history instruction she has ever provided them was either when she talks about how the world is flat or the dinosaurs didn't exist
#the pandemic cooked my parents brains#and I don't know how my younger siblings are going to function in the world#that's how homeschooling goes I guess#and they complain about our state having too much regulation#when they hardly teach them anything anyways#and no one checks#what's the plan if they go to a low regulation state?
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I'm aware that this is overreacting to ramen noodles but this is part of the problem. My parents do not pay attention to him. No one tells him to wear socks in his shoes. He hardly took a shower once a week until we got sent back home during the pandemic and I started being a bitch about it. No one asks him what his clothing style is or whether or not he likes things because he's a boy so they think he doesn't care. You're raising him not to care. I think my dad sees it at least, but my mom is too deeply entrenched in the fucking numerology and astrology shit to get anything to sink into her brain. A year from now they're gonna start going nuts about how he doesn't care for his appearance and little shit like that because he'll finally be going out of the house.
I'm gonna fight my brother. He filled up half a pot with water and dumped a ramen packet in it to cook. When and how the fuck was he going to add the flavor packet???? I poured out the water so it could cook properly and now that it's cooked he's got it in a bowl on the counter covered with toilet paper to protect it from the fruit flies. Amazing.
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I'm gonna fight my brother. He filled up half a pot with water and dumped a ramen packet in it to cook. When and how the fuck was he going to add the flavor packet???? I poured out the water so it could cook properly and now that it's cooked he's got it in a bowl on the counter covered with toilet paper to protect it from the fruit flies. Amazing.
#I know he's only 17 but still#come on man#your younger sister is 13 and knows how to cook ramen noodles properly
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El amor revive los pájaros cantan las flores florecen
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DOROHEDORO (2000-2018) by q hayashida
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everyone always says Noi Dorohedoro is very hot and as proof they show you the picture of her in a corset as if Noi didn't spend most of the time looking like this:
and occassionally like this:
appreciate Noi as she normally is or perish is what I say
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