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Varian/Polis ~ She/her and vae/vaer ~ 18 ~ Pretty much a jack of all trades when it comes to fandoms ~ Reblog blog, original content on my sideblogs ~ Icon by me!
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varian-polis · 10 minutes ago
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varian-polis · 8 hours ago
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no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now
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varian-polis · 12 hours ago
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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.
Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.
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Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.
But still this can be narrowed further.
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When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.
Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.
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varian-polis · 12 hours ago
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national holiday
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varian-polis · 12 hours ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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varian-polis · 12 hours ago
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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count
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varian-polis · 12 hours ago
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Why do you people act like this
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varian-polis · 16 hours ago
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varian-polis · 20 hours ago
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i am madly okay with you
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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In Sonic Adventure 2′s Security Hall level there’s a bunch of money flowing about freely. This is the texture used on that money. [Sonic The Hedgeblog] [Support us on Patreon]  
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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Day 22
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Unburnt, a few birds sitting on it though
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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Listen guys, I’m just saying, if we’re gonna break into this arcade for spare change the best night to do it would be Christmas Eve. No ones gonna be there
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varian-polis · 1 day ago
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Shrew from The Sims 3
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varian-polis · 2 days ago
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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varian-polis · 2 days ago
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