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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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My dnd buds and I started our new campaign, and I made an old wizard bird man for it!

He works at a bookstore and lives constantly in a state of tired grumpiness

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stop giving non mammalian things nipples and breasts

also stop giving non mammalian things the ability to produce milk

and stop giving non mammalian creatures fur/hair

also mammal, if you don't know, is derived from mammary ie boobs, if its not mammal that ain't got mammaries

"oh but i gave her another reasons for boobs not related to reproduction!! its for warmth fat storage/etc some other reason" okay? then men get boobs to if youre taking the mammalian logic to explain chests, give the male of your monmammalian speices breasts as well or have no breasts at all

i will not hear your nonsense, gooner, remove the breasts

also if youre giving fucking rock/plant/fungi character a breast i am showing up at your house with fucking rolling boulder WHY DO DRYADS HAVE FUCKING TITTIES ARE THEY BREAST FEEDING THEIR SAPLING? FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

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Your honor...... them!!!

Suey (left) belongs to @vaperroreon

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my other post has lost traction so heres another one i apologize truly im sorry

we are still far fucked up from the rent situation we NARROWLY avoided being kicked out but now we are heavily struggling to keep the lights on and have food to eat. at this rate we’ll keep having to pay the rent late bc we’re so fucked up from this shit and if that keeps happening it is ALSO grounds for eviction.

it has been freezing and snowing with insane winds here recently and being in a rural area with very little help for the homeless- i genuinely don’t know how we’d even survive if we got thrown out.

we have nothing literally zero dollars ($0) to our names. i know shit is hard for everyone right now so pls don’t contribute if you don’t have the means but if you do and would like to help we’d be incredibly beyond grateful:

cashapp $strawbabiez / venmo @ ajg2001 / kofi @ strawbabiez / dm for paypal

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I love these three a bunch

Jerejimmy and Jerejamlie belong to @soulthefunnyman , while Jacquecy belongs to @vaperroreon

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this is a tumblr sexyman

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my most toxic opinion is that mtg arena needs voice chat and it should only be in ranked matches

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I love these three a bunch

Jerejimmy and Jerejamlie belong to @soulthefunnyman , while Jacquecy belongs to @vaperroreon

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judy would've been a good character if she wasn't in a disney movie. have Zootopia 2 be directed by the Safdie Brothers.

honestly i think there are fictional depictions of good cops (or even just cops as interesting characters) that, despite being copaganda to some degree, i can cut people some slack for liking for myriad of other reasons, especially if i know they’re keeping ACAB in mind. i just think it’s particularly funny to get Zootopia people whipped up for some reason. born and bred hater. cradle to grave i will be hating. know this

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they apparently announced a Magic The Gathering movie and looking at the comments i'm genuinely convinced fandom ppl think there have only ever been two black actors in recorded history

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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Seela and fam

Jaymie and Kacy (purple and green on third row) belong to @vaperroreon , Jark (green on the last image) belongs to @soulthefunnyman

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Hot Take: Outlaws of Thunder Junction is more critical of cowboys and the wild west period than youtube video essays would make you believe but that's because most of that criticism is conveyed through the cards themselves and R&D made the foolish decision of thinking Magic fans & content creators actually pay attention to the words on the card

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Magic marketing has always been dogshit it's been like this since at LEAST The Brother's War when the only way they could describe a story about the eternal death-crawl battle between liberalism and fascism as just "Bro did you know there's giant robots in it"

Oh so it's an Un- set, now it makes sense