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Your number eight song on your 2020 Spotify wrapped is the song that plays in the background of your umbrella academy fight scene
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Reginald: emotionally abuses his super powered children
The handler:
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i am indescribably pleased to learn that s2 will focus on allison and vanya, is set in the 60s, AND VANYA GETS TO BE THE BABYSITTER WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE PARENT TROPE and also IS CONFIRMED GAY
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Time changes everything.
COUNTDOWN TO TUA’S SEASON 2 | FAVORITE QUOTE
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The I Think We’re Alone Now scene: [happens] Ben:
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Would Ironically Wear Jorts:
Vanya, Ben
Would unironically wear jorts:
Diego, Five
Would never wear jorts:
Luther, Allison
Would wear jorts, but call them shorns:
Klaus
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five and vanya things
drinking coffee together in the kitchen. alone. it’s three in the morning and the rain came on suddenly, but five finds it relaxing. he says it eases his mind, and allison makes luther help her tuck them in when they find the two of them slumped over and snoring on the dining room table.
classical music helps brain development and produces dopamine. or at least, that’s the reason five gives for insisting on listening in whenever vanya practices.
it’s not uncommon for vanya to ask about delores. partly because she’s taken aback by the way five talks about the mannequin like it were real. partly because she wishes her relationship with leonard were half as healthy as what five had with delores.
they think no one knows about their weekly movie nights. the ones where they wear silly pajamas and set up a blanket fort in five’s room, huddled together in their makeshift tent watching old superhero movies; pointing out all the flaws and wishing things could’ve gone differently.
sometimes, when it’s been a while since they’ve spoken, five will look all around the house to find and check on her. it has everything nothing to do with him never finding her body.
#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#pls don't clown on this post with incest shit pls God#anyways here is post one of many of me crying about this brood of brooding siblings#kcanons
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Luther adding a ‘number two’ to burn Diego:
Diego sprinkling a ‘daddy’s little bitch’ for a sparkly response:
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without a doubt one of the funniest moments from the umbrella academy was at the beginning of ep 1 when the press found out that hargreeves had died and that one bitch just goes “allison will you wear valentino to the funeral”
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TUA really couldn’t give us one ship huh
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE DOG TAGS?
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