vanoodle
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Van || nonbinary || 30+ || July 30th || leo || German she or they pronouns Former names: kaichovan, mitsunaris-legs and vanamiya.
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vanoodle · 3 days ago
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I'm not sure English-speaking people are ready for this but in German we have the word Bussi which is a cutesy word for a kiss so we get beautiful creations like this
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"Lecker gefüllt" means "deliciously filled" btw
And "zum Teilen" means "for sharing"....
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vanoodle · 3 days ago
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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.
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vanoodle · 3 days ago
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Am I really the Last?
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vanoodle · 3 days ago
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More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox
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vanoodle · 3 days ago
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Just checking!
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vanoodle · 4 days ago
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vanoodle · 4 days ago
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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012
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vanoodle · 5 days ago
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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks
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vanoodle · 5 days ago
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vanoodle · 5 days ago
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Saw a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to minors because he’s 19. And it’s just. I’m so fucking tired of this.
And like to be clear, I’m speaking as a victim of pedophilia when I say: We need to get over this collective fear of endangering children. Because holy shit, this stuff is getting out of hand.
The average person is not a threat to a child.
And also!!! It is actually really really good for kids to have friendships with adults that aren’t their family.
Having friendships with adults when you’re younger prepares you for adult life in a better way then only interacting with adults that are family members or teacher as well.
And also if there’s any sort of weird behavior happening with adults or teachers, it’s very helpful to have unrelated adults, you can go to, and also have a model for what normal adults are supposed to look like.
And also! You’re just making it way easier for pedophiles to prey on children when you completely avoid interacting with them as an adult. Because kids are naturally inquisitive and curious. They are going to want to interact with adults and they are going to want to ask questions. And if the only adult adults that are willing to interact and speak with them or adults who have ulterior motivations. Guess what’s gonna happen.
Also on a more general note. Having a model for what a normal healthy adult is supposed to look like makes it way easier for kids to be able to recognize and identify when adults in their personal life are being weird.
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vanoodle · 6 days ago
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vanoodle · 6 days ago
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Do You Know This Anime?
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vanoodle · 6 days ago
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'tis the season
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vanoodle · 6 days ago
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Do You Know This Anime?
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vanoodle · 7 days ago
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I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.
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vanoodle · 7 days ago
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vanoodle · 7 days ago
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Theory: are there so many Germans on tumblr because most of us come from Animexx.de? tumblr does feel a bit like the old Animexx days. (except that we don't meet for events 😔). I only got here because other animexx friends brought me here.
let's make this a poll
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