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have you drawn anything lately? 👉👈 🫣 (yk im a slut for your art)

Unfortunately not 😭😭

Except for those little scribbles

And those lungs are just an emoi modified to look like a smoker's lungs, lol 🥀

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Rosekiller who find out they have the same blood type so they decide to swap hearts. Evan's heart beating in Barty's chest and Barty's heart beating in Evan's chest is peak romance for them

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“Heart of the vampire Auguste Delagrange, put down April 7, 1912” by Propnomicon

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Six Faceless Photos

thanks for the tag @major-toast and @orerhea 🖤 (sorry it took so long 😭)

Open tags

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You know what's worst? I've looked through her entire account, and if they removed all the posts from her blog that were full of trash-talking, threats, and hatred towards the fandom...she's right about so many of the topics she speaks out about. And if she'd just chosen a different form of communication than hateful harassment of anyone who disagrees with her, she could have gained a really large following.

She's right about how awful the Marauders were when they were kids and how many people see nothing wrong with their behavior.

She's right about how the fandom is shipping the victim with its brutally abusers (I'm referring to ships like Sirius x Severus)

She's right about how people who love villains shouldn't erase their villainy or change their personalities.

She's right about how much of the fandom like villains just because they're handsome (heck, if Peter was a handsome guy who stole a thousand girls' hearts every day, he'd probably be the most beloved villain in the fandom. Nobody would ever pretend he never existed and wasn't friends with the Marauders then).

And honestly, I would really support this person if she wasn't the most disgusting bipolar creature I've ever met on the internet, repeating the same two threats over and over again 🥀

Hey if you see the user toxycityisundermyskin please do not reply or post asks. You are only giving them more room to spread hate. It's not worth it.

Block and report but do not interact.

For context, this user sends death threats, SA threats, and so many other horrible things to marauders fans. Every time anyone sends an ask telling them to stop it only gets worse.

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hihi !! when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

answering to @katakosmos too 🖤

I like my art making skills

I like my humour

I like my hair, really 🔥

I like my fashion and music taste

I like my (blue) eyes

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Happy Birthday, dairekt! Have a wonderful day and the bestest of cake and presents :D

TYSM 🖤

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😚😚 (idk if it's already midnight where you live 😭)

TYSM BRO, I LOVE YOU 🖤🫶 (and yes, you sent the ask at exactly 00:06)

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15 & 39 for the ask game please <3

Ofc 🫶

15: Favorite movie

I don't have a single favorite movie. But I like old horror movies like Scream. I also love all the Back to the Future movies 😌

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

I think it's pistachio flavor. I fell for the propaganda 🥀

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18 andddd 38 pls 🤲

HIII 🔥

18: Most traumatic experience

Damn, I don't think I've ever had anything so major that I could call it a trauma. There were a few minor incidents that I don't remember fondly, like sleeping on the doormat right after an quarrel. I swear I still have nightmares about all the mosquitoes, beetles, and other flying shit I encountered there, bhahahaha. I'm terrified of most insects and avoid them as much as possible, so the experience was awful, lol.

38: My childhood career choice

Well, if I listened to my childhood self now, I would have become a vet. However, it turned out that advanced chemistry at school was not my strong point, so I currently have other plans 🖤

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Morning, dairekt. 7, 8 and 17 for the ask game, please >:)

DZIEŃ DOBRY, BRACIE 🖤

7: Have tattoos?

Ehh, unfortunately not yet. My parents hate tattoos and say tHaT aS LoNg aS I LiVe iN ThE sAmE HoUsE aS tHeM, I CaN't hAvE AnY tAtToOs (my father pretends he doesn't have a sleeve on his left arm. But maybe they think tattoos are only for manly men? idk, lol).

8: Want any tattoos?

God, yes, for as long as I can remember. I swear, in a year I'm moving out of this house, and the first place I go will be a tattoo studio 🔥

17: Someone you miss

*Deep breath* missing my best friend who lives on the other side of the country and who I can only see twice a year at most 😔 But luckily she's coming to my place for a birthday party in two days, so I'm excited, yayy 🖤

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Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

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God, I'm sitting on the couch, covered in a blanket, watching Harry Potter (The Goblet of Fire) on HBO 3 with my younger brother, explaining to him who Barty is. He's only 8 years old right now, but if everything goes well, maybe one day I'll be able to introduce him to the fandom 😌 💅

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Rosekiller Microfic - Sextape

for @vanitatum-vanitass | based on this post | 535 words

c/w: references of explicit sexual content

„B! Pizza‘s here!“

„For fuck’s sake, Rosie! You did it again!”

Grumbling, Barty looks at the picture he’s just taken. It’s a good one, an excellent one even. The light is hitting just right to reveal the V-line peeking out from underneath his low-rising jeans and the ‘lucky you’ tattoo he got tatted right above his crotch; a little treat for all the people regularly throwing their money at him. It might have even been his best one yet if there wasn’t one teeny, tiny problem: Evan.

Once again, he has managed to appear in the background of his selfie, casually leaning against the doorframe with his calm gaze levelled at Barty, who was kneeling in front of the mirror, legs spread, and shirt tucked between his teeth. Yeah… He can’t post that now, can he?

“Did what?” Evan asks, unaware of the trouble he’s causing yet again. “Stopped you from flashing your dick at everyone? Oh, how terrible.”

“Actually,” Barty gets back to his feet, “it is.”

He steps over, opening the messages he received the last time Evan walked in on one of his pictures. Without another word, he shoves his phone into his boyfriend’s face.

“You’re stealing my spotlight, Rosie!” he laments. “The people want you more than they want me. And this is my fucking audience!”

Evan’s brows knit together as he reads the messages.

“‘Can you oil him up?’ ‘I need to see him bound and gagged.’ ‘He should milk you dry’ — Hm. I would have expected something more creative. Those are like… the most basic of thirst comments.”

Barty groans, snatching the phone away again. Clearly, Evan doesn’t get it.

His boyfriend blinks once in bewilderment. Then, a sly smile flickers over his lips.

“You’re jealous, B, aren’t you?”

“Me?” Barty huffs derisively. “Never.”

But it is of no use. Evan’s got him figured out. He always does.

Evan is his Rosie — and no one else’s. Only Barty is allowed to think like that.

Unless…

“Oh, fuck off, B. Absolutely not!”

Recognising the lewd grin on Barty’s face for what it is, Evan turns to leave. Barty holds him back by the wrist, tugging him back into the room.

“Aw, c’mon, Rosie,” he says sweetly, reaching out to wrap one of Evan’s locs around his finger while he crowds him against the wall. “We could make so much money out of this! Besides, we haven’t crossed ‘releasing a sextape’ off our list yet. Two birds with one stone, that’s what I think. And it’s way better than hiding it in one of these rental film cassettes for old people, too. Even though I still believe that idea is hilarious.”

Evan mulls over Barty’s words. However, with his arms crossed above his chest and his gaze cast somewhere to their left, he still does not look entirely convinced. Therefore, Barty tries a different approach.

Placing both his hands on Evan’s waist and sliding them up and down, he leans in, whispering into his ear, “I’ll even let you cut open and prod around my kneecap while we do it. If that’s of any condolence.”

Evan remains silent, but by the way his eyes flash up in intrigue, Barty knows he’s won him over.

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Evan doodle!

it's a little b day gitf for @katakosmos, hehe

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Rosekiller 🙏

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art by Matt Hunter