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vanessassary-blog · 7 years

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evilheinz :

Luckily the doctor was close enough to his daughter to hear her statement. “True, he does tend to escape most of my traps.” More like all of them. “But I won’t lie it’s really fun coming up with them! Guess that’s kinda the reason why I keep making them.”

Heinz gives a shrug before putting the finishing touches to his latest trap and moving towards the kitchen. “Want any chocolate chips on your pancakes? I know I do!”

“That’s the understatement of the year.” Vanessa crossed her arms over her chest resisting the urge to roll her eyes. “Well, at least it keeps you busy. Even though if you applied yourself you’d probably find a more productive use of your time. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a teenager, right?” Vanessa spoke, her words dry clearly unhappy about never being taken seriously by either of her parents.

Watching her dad move to the kitchen, Vanessa followed somewhat closely. “Yeah, chocolate chips are good.” She nodded before looking over her father skeptically. “So, what’s the occasion? Kinda feels like you’re too busy with your ‘job’ to ever give me the time of day, let alone make pancakes. What gives?”

#evilheinz #evilheinz || 001 #v; light on my feet and quick to the punch

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vanessassary-blog · 7 years

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I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down You can try, but you can’t stop me ‘cause I’m gaining ground I’m light on my feet and I’m quick to the punch I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch I’m a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb

I’m me.

Vanessary - an independent, multiverse, non-selective roleplay blog for Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from Disney’s Phineas & Ferb !

#{casually reblogs this from myself dont mind me}

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evilheinz :

@vanessassary

“Good morning, sweetie! I’ll have breakfast ready in just a bit. I need to finish up this trap for Perry the Platypus. How does hash browns and pancakes sound for a morning meal?”

“Uh, sure I guess,” Vanessa closed her eyes momentarily, still a bit tired from just having woken up. “Though I don’t see why you even bother with the trap. He’s just gonna get out like he always does.” She murmured just loud enough to be heard.

#evilheinz #evilheinz || 001 #{omg bless you for this this honestly made me so happy??}#{also yes hi hello i am v v v excited to see a doof to rp with omg bless ahhhh}#v; light on my feet and quick to the punch

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#{a raging bonfire || vanessa}#{not so bad a dad || doofenshmirtz}

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dotoday :

He pouted a little as she addressed him. Typical - and much appreciated. She could always lighten her spirits. Ferb raised his eyebrow. It really was that bad - ❛ MY PARENTS KNOW I’M HERE — MY SISTER HAS F O R B I D D E N IT. ❜ Ferb knew Candace was trying to protect him - but he didn’t need protecting from Vanessa - ❛ It’s ridiculous - also my mum says hi and hopes your mum is well. ❜

“Forbidden it?” Vanessa cracked a small smile, stifling a small laugh. “Really? She has the power to do that?” She raised her eyebrows slightly before shaking her head, looking back down at Ferb. “Yeah, ridiculous is one word for it.” Vanessa mumbled trying to not think too much about it. “And you can tell your mum,” Vanessa smirked, mimicking his accent on that one word, “That my mom is fine. As far as I know, anyways.”

#dotoday #dotoday || 001 #dotoday || ferb #v; smooth as glass and sharp as a tack

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I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch I’m a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb

I'm me.

Vanessary - an independent, multiverse, non-selective roleplay blog for Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from Disney’s Phineas & Ferb !

#indie disney rp #indie rp #disney rp #disney channel rp #new rp #{here have this shitty self promo that took me too long to make because my computer is the worst and is sO SLOW}

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vanessassary-blog · 7 years

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rcguebots :

wall•e slowly peaked his head out of his box, looking up at the girl in front of him. she had startled him — coming out of nowhere like she had.

“ w a a a l l •e e e ” the robot pointed to himself, answering to the best of his abilities once he decided the girl to be friendly. “ y o u ? ” he asked back, pointing to her.

Towering over him just slightly, Vanessa tried to figure out exactly what his deal was. “What exactly is a waaaallleee?” She mimicked his voice. “Are you like, some sort of robot or something?” As he pointed towards her, Vanessa shrugged slightly, placing her hands on her hips. “I’m Vanessa. Or a human if you wanna get into species.”

#rcguebots #rcguebots || 001 #rcguebots || wall-e #{yes hi hi hello!}

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howscrendipitous :

“Calm down, honey.” Charlene couldn’t stop the impulse to roll her eyes. “Your father called and asked if you’ve seen his toothbrush. Why he thinks you might know it’s whereabouts I have no idea.”

“Maybe because he’s delusional?” Vanessa spoke, though her voice was more of a murmur than anything else. “I don’t know what to tell you. I care about as much as you do. Maybe Perry tried hiding it to distract dad from whatever weird evil scheme he’s trying today. I don’t know. Can’t he just get a new one?”

#howscrendipitous #howscrendipitious || 001 #howscrendipitous || charlene #v; light on my feet and quick to the punch

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@cobrakaisindie liked this post for a starter !

“Um, excuse me?” Vanessa spoke, her voice wasn’t kind, but certainly wasn’t unkind either, instead just a bit dry and borderline emotionless. “Hasn’t anyone ever told you it’s not polite to stare?”

#cobrakaisindie #cobrakaisindie || 001 #v; smooth as glass and sharp as a tack

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vanessassary-blog · 7 years

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I AM HAPPY TO RP PLATONICALLY

Not everything has to be a ship

not every thread has to be lovey dovey.

I want friendships, enemies, family

I want everything real life has.

I don’t just rp for shipping.

I rp for it all.

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

#memes #{i really gotta come up with a meme tag but this can work for now}#{computer is being slow again so will be lurking instead of doing replies for a bit}#{but pls feel free to send these!! or just hmu via IMs whatever works! :)}

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vanessassary-blog · 7 years

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Friendly reminder to those who interact with me:;

Please do not stress about using icons

Please do not stress with the cuttings of posts

Please do not stress about font size

Please do not stress over replying slow or quick

Please do not stress if u cannot reply to an ask I’ve sent you

Please do not stress if you need to drop a thread

Please do not stress If you need to take a hiatus